 "Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative." $2.50 |  "A laugh is the shortest distance between two people." $2.50 |
 "If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else." $2.50 |  "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." $2.50 |
 "All who wander are not lost." $2.50 |  "There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness." $2.50 |
 "Either we think for ourselves, or others will think for us." $2.50 |  "Music has charms to soothe a savage beast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak." $2.50 |
 "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." $2.50 |  "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." $2.50 |
 "When people care for you they can straighten out your soul." $2.50 |  "If today were perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow." $2.50 |
 "The things that count most in life usually cannot be counted." $2.50 |  "If you rest, you rust." $2.50 |
 "The pursuit of pleasure must be the goal of every rational person." $2.50 |  "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" ~ Satchel Paige $2.50 |
 "It's not the years in the life. It's the life in the years." ~Abraham Lincoln $2.50 |  "If you dream alone, it's just a dream. If you dream together, it's reality." ~Brazilian Proverb $2.50 |
 "The sign of wisdom is a continual cheerfulness." ~ French Proverb $2.50 |  "No one can know what is about to happen. It is happening each time, for the first time, for the only time." ~ James Baldwin $2.50 |
 "One must live the way one thinks or end up thinking the way one lives." ~ Paul Bourget $2.50 |  "The limits of pleasure are neither known nor fixed." ~ Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin $2.50 |
 "Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain $2.50 |  "When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson $2.50 |
 "A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book." ~ Irish Proverb $2.50 |  "If you put a pet among unhappy people, they'll get happy." ~ Robert Fritz Baldwin $2.50 |
 "The sign of wisdom is a continual cheerfulness." ~ French Proverb $2.50 |  "Don't wait. The time will never be just right." ~ Napoleon Hill $2.50 |
 "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." ~ Alexis de Tocqueville $2.50 |  "Youth would be an ideal state, if it came a little later in life." ~ Herbert Henry Asquith $2.50 |
 "If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~ George S. Patton $2.50 |  "A man is what he thinks about all day long." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson $2.50 |
 "Children keep you young, but first they make you old." $2.50 |  "It's a shame to be caught up in something that doesn't make you absolutely tremble with joy." ~ Julia Child $2.50 |
 "It is tact that is golden, not silence." ~ Henry David Thoreau $2.50 |  "Some things have to be believed to be seen." ~ Ralph Hodgson $2.50 |
 "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on." ~ Robert Frost $2.50 |  "The joy that isn't shared dies young." ~ Anne Sexton $2.50 |
 "One always has time enough, if one will apply it well." ~ Goethe $2.50 |  "Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present." ~ Albert Camus $2.50 |
 "Oh, yes, I've learned from my mistakes. And I'm sure I could repeat them exactly." ~ Peter Cook $2.50 |  "Fashion passes, style remains." ~ Coco Chanel $2.50 |
 "Joy finds wonder everywhere." $2.50 |  "One's real life is so often the life one does not lead." ~ Oscar Wilde $2.50 |
 "The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune." ~ Irish Proverb $2.50 |  "Follow your bliss. Find where it is, and don't be afraid to follow it." ~ Joseph Campbell $2.50 |
 "Whoever is happy will make others happy too." ~ Anne Frank $2.50 |  "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to reform." ~ Mark Twain $2.50 |
 "Children have never been very good at listening to their elders. But they never fail to imitate them." ~ James Baldwin $2.50 |  "Mixing wines may be a mistake, but old and new wisdom mix admirably." ~ Berthold Brecht $2.50 |
 "The trick is to grow old without getting old." ~ Casey Stengel $2.50 |  "To enjoy the flavor in life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein $2.50 |
 "Pleasant memories must be arranged in advance." ~ Richard Hovey $2.50 |  "A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us." ~ Orison Sweet Marden $2.50 |
 "A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everyone around us." ~ Orison Swett Marden $2.50 |