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These cards from Borealis Press have officially gone out of print.

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Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Funny Greeting Card
"Girls just want to have fun." ~ Robert Rimato (Robert Hazard)
$2.95
Sometimes I Wonder  - Greeting Card
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." ~ Mark Twain
$2.95
Do Nothing, Rest Afterwards - Greeting Card
"How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards." ~ Spanish Proverb
$2.95
If There Are No Dogs in Heaven  - Dog Sympathy Card
"If there are no dogs in heaven, then I want to go where they went." ~ Will Rogers
$2.50
Life Is Too Important - Card
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
$2.95
You Haven't Had Enough Coffee  - Card
"You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running." ~ Jeff Bezos
$2.95
When We Remember That We Are All Mad - Greeting Card
"When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear."
$2.95
The Secret of Staying Young - Birthday Card
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." ~ Lucille Ball
$2.50
Act The Age You Feel - Birthday Card
"Act the age you feel."
$2.95
The Longer She Dates Me - Card
"The longer she dates me, the better she looks."
$2.50
A Fool And His Money - Greeting Card
"There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody." ~ Adlai Stevenson
$2.95
Life Is What You Make It - Magnet
"Life is what you make it. Always has been. Always will be."
$4.95
The Older I Get - Card
"The older I get, The faster I was." ~ Charles Barkley
$2.50
Be Yourself - Greeting Card
"Be yourself, everybody else is already taken." ~ Oscar Wilde
$2.95
I Love Deadlines - Greeting Card
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams
$2.95
Growing Old, Its Not Nice - Greeting Card
"Growing Old, it's not nice, but it's interesting."
$2.50
Either We Think For Ourselves - Card
"Either we think for ourselves, or others will think for us."
$2.50
How Much A Heart Can Hold - Card
"Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold." ~ Zelda Fitzgerald
$2.95
Life Is What Happens While - Quotable Card
"Life is what happens while we're making other plans." ~ Allen Saunders
$3.50
The Older The Fiddle - Card
"The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune." ~ Irish Proverb
$2.95
Cock Your Hat - Funny Greeting Card
"Cock your hat. Angles are attitude." ~ Frank Sinatra
$2.95
Your Friends May Be Nuts  - Greeting Card
"Your friends may be nuts, but they're rooting for you."
$2.95
One Effective Weapon - Greeting Card
"The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." ~ Mark Twain
$2.95
One Cannot Think Well - Card
"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." ~ Virginia Woolf
$2.95
Those Were The Days - Birthday Card
"Those were the days...And So Are These! HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
$2.95
The Secret of Staying Young - Funny Greeting Card
"An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret for staying young." ~ Oscar Wilde
$2.95
Greatest Of All Blessings - Card
"A true friend is the greatest of all blessings."
$2.95
If You Rest, You Rust - Card
"If you rest, you rust."
$2.95
Opportunity May Knock  - Greeting Card
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
$2.95
Middle Age Is When  - Greeting Card
"Middle age is when you are sitting home on a Saturday night, and the phone rings, and you hope it's not for you." ~ Ogden Nash
$2.95
Progress May Have Been All Right - Greeting Card
"Progress may have been all right once, but it has gone on too long." ~ Ogden Nash
$2.95
For You Even The Cat Will Sing - Birthday Card
"For YOU even the cat will sing!"
$2.95
Plans Get You Into Things - Greeting Card
"Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out." ~ Will Rogers
$2.95
I Don't Say We Ought To Misbehave  - Greeting Card
"I don't say we ought to misbehave, but we should look as though we could."
$2.95
It Is Tact That Is Golden - Card
"It is tact that is golden, not silence." ~ Henry David Thoreau
$2.50
Act Normal - Card
"Act Normal. That's already crazy enough."
$2.95
Sometimes I Feel Protected - Card
"Sometimes I feel protected, and I don't know why."
$2.95
Choice Makes Our Friends - Card
"Chance makes our relatives. Choice makes our friends."
$2.95
So Many Frogs To Kiss - Greeting Card
"We wouldn't have to work so hard if there weren't so many frogs to kiss."
$2.50
You Can Observe A Lot - Card
"You can observe a lot by looking." ~ Yogi Berra
$2.50
Feeling The Strain - Birthday Card
"Feeling the strain? It just means that..you're not over the hill. Happy Birthday!"
$2.95
Never Have Children  - Card
"Never have children, only grandchildren."
$2.95
Can't Turn Back The Clock - Card
"You can't turn back the clock,. But you can wind it up again."
$2.95
The Last Refuge of Mediocrity - Funny Greeting Card
"Good behavior is the last refuge of mediocrity." ~ Henry S. Haskins
$2.95
The Time Will Never Be Right  - Card
"Don't wait. The time will never be just right." ~ Napoleon Hill
$2.50
Fashion Taste - Card
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
$2.95
Always The Same Age - Card
"We are always the same age inside."
$2.95
Not A Shred Of Evidence - Greeting Card
"There is not a shred of evidence that life is serious." ~ Ogden Nash
$2.95
There Is No Remedy For Love - Card
"There is no remedy for love but to love more." ~ Henry David Thoreau
$2.50
Where You're Going - Card
"If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else."
$2.50
Courage Is Only Small Steps - Card
"Courage is only an accumulation of small steps."
$2.50
Get The Full Value Of Joy - Greeting Card
"To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with." ~Mark Twain
$2.50
The Principal Business Of Life  - Card
"The principal business of life is to enjoy it." ~ Samuel Butler
$2.50
The Height of Cleverness - Greeting Card
"The height of cleverness is being able to conceal it." ~ Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld
$2.50
Of All The Things We Have Lost - Card
"Of all the things we have lost, it is our mind that we miss the most."
$2.50
Very Special Genius Of Conversation - Greeting Card
"No one appreciates the very special genius of our conversation as a dog does." ~Christopher Morley
$2.50
Lead Me Not Into Temptation - Card
"Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself." ~ Rita Mae Brown
$2.50
You Look Like A Queen Anne Chair - Birthday Card
"Did I say you look like a Queen Anne chair with eyes?"
$2.50
Only Mystery About A Cat - Greeting Card
"The only mystery about a cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal." ~ Compton MacKenzie
$2.95
No Charm Equal To Tenderness - Card
"There is no charm equal to tenderness of the heart." ~ Jane Austen
$2.50
Never Made A Mistake - Card
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
$2.50
I No Doubt Deserve - Birthday Card
"I no doubt deserve my enemies, but I don't believe I deserve my friends." ~ Walt Whitman
$2.50
A Joy Shared - Card
"A joy shared is a joy made double."
$2.50
Children Listening To Elders - Card
"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders. But they never fail to imitate them." ~ James Baldwin
$2.50
A Good Laugh Makes Us Better Friends - Old Gents - Greeting Card
"A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everyone around us." ~ Orison Swett Marden
$2.95
Love Is Two Minds Without - Greeting Card
"Love is two minds without a single thought." ~ Philip Barry
$2.50
A Man Is What He Thinks About - Card
"A man is what he thinks about all day long." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
$2.50
The Joy That Isn't Shared  - Card
"The joy that isn't shared dies young." ~ Anne Sexton
$2.50
Cats Are Connoisseurs Of Comfort - Greeting Card
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." ~ James Herriot
$2.50
It Don't Mean A Thing - Greeting Card
"It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." ~ Duke Ellington
$2.50
Live As Long As You May - Greeting Card
"Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life." ~Robert Southey
$2.50
Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card
"Elegance is good taste, plus a dash of daring." ~ Carmel Snow
$2.50
My Life To Live Again - Card
"If I had my life to live again, I would make the same mistakes, only sooner." ~ Tallulah Bankhead
$2.95
Housekeeping Ain't No Joke - Card
"Housekeeping Ain't No Joke." ~ Louisa May Alcott
$2.50
The Limits of Pleasure - Card
"The limits of pleasure are neither known nor fixed." ~ Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
$2.50
The Little I Know - Greeting Card
"The little I know, I owe to my ignorance." ~ Sacha Guitry
$2.50
You Can Do Anything In This World - Card
"You can do anything in this world if you're prepared to take the consequences." ~ W. Somerset Maugham
$2.50
Plant A Seed Of Friendship - Greeting Card
"Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness." ~Lois L. Kaufman
$2.50
Summer Afternoon - Greeting Card
"Summer afternoon...the two most beautiful woeds in the English language." ~ Henry James
$2.50
Donít Tell My Mother - Card
"Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel." ~ Anonymous
$2.50
All Men Are Intrinsical Rascals - Card
"All men are intrinsical rascals, and I am only sorry that not being a dog I can't bite them." ~ Lord Byron
$2.50
I Think Of You and Roast Beef - Greeting Card
"I think of you. You and roast beef, medium rare."
$2.50
Some Friends Please - Card
"Some friends please, some friends squeeze, some give the heart a tug..."
$2.50
The Only Normal People  - Greeting Card
"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." ~ Joe Ancis
$2.95
Donít Tell My Mother - Card
"Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel." ~ Anonymous
$2.50
We Turn Not Older - Card
"We turn not older with the years, but newer every day."
$2.50
Develop Your Eccentricities - Greeting Card
"Develop your eccentricities while you're young. That way, when you're old, people won't think you're gaga." ~David Ogilvy
$2.95
True Friends Leave Footprints - Magnet
"True friends leave footprints in your heart."
$4.95
It's About Wings - Greeting Card
"It's about wings"
$2.95
Some Things Have To Be Believed  - Birthday Card
"Some things have to be believed to be seen." ~ Ralph Hodgson
$2.95
If Evolution Really Works - Card
"If evolution really works, how come mother have only two hands?" ~ Milton Berle
$2.95
The Future Is In Good Hands - Greeting Card
"The future is in good hands: look at the ends of your arms."
$2.95
Alone We Can Do Little - Greeting Card
"Alone we can do little; together we can do so much." ~ Helen Keller
$2.95
The Best Thing About Needing Help - Greeting Card
"The best thing about needing help is that it's a good way to meet people." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
$2.95
A Birthday Is The First Day - Quotable Card
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." ~ Unknown
$3.50
When In Doubt, Risk It - Card
"When in doubt, risk it."
$2.50
Life Shrinks or Expands - Card
"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage."
$2.95
Real Generosity - Card
"Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present." ~ Albert Camus
$2.50
Thought I'd Wake Up Famous - Card
"I thought I'd wake up famous, but I only woke up late.
$2.95
If I Were Two-faced - Card
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" ~ Abraham Lincoln
$2.95
Those Were The Days - Greeting Card
"Those Were The Days"
$2.95
If You Care Enough About A Result - Inspirational Greeting Card
"If you care enough about a result, you will most certainly attain it." ~ William James
$2.95
Every Plan A - Greeting Card
"Every Plan A needs a Plan B."
$2.95
The Secret of Staying Young - Birthday Card
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." ~ Lucille Ball
$2.50