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"The meaning of life? I know I left it somewhere." $2.95 | "To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with." ~Mark Twain $2.50 | "Who finds a friend finds treasure." ~Irish Proverb $2.50 | "Primping is such a pain, but it still beats growing old gracefully." ~Wendy Frank $2.50 |
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"Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life." ~Robert Southey $2.50 | "But first, a cozy nap." $2.50 | "It's not the years in the life. It's the life in the years." ~Abraham Lincoln $2.95 | "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel $2.95 |
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"Life is short. Live it up." ~Nikita Kruschev $2.50 | "Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness." ~Lois L. Kaufman $2.50 | "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." ~ English Proverb $2.95 | "You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough." $2.95 |
"The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends." ~Anne Thaxter Eaton $2.95 | "Housework never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~ Edgar Bergen and Phyllis Diller $2.95 | "Doesn't being normal just drive you crazy?" $2.95 | "If you dream alone, it's just a dream. If you dream together, it's reality." ~Brazilian Proverb $2.95 |
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"If today were perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow." $2.50 | "Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance." $2.50 | "The things that count most in life usually cannot be counted." $2.95 | "When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear." $2.95 |
"If you rest, you rust." $2.95 | "There is no real reason to do housework. After a few years it doesn't get any worse." $2.50 | "The pursuit of pleasure must be the goal of every rational person." $2.95 | "Let the wonders begin." $2.95 |
"One can never creep when one feels an impulse to soar." $2.50 | "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" ~ Satchel Paige $2.95 | "A cat is, above all else, a dramatist." $2.95 | "A cat is, above all else, a dramatist." $4.95 |
"The best part of the art of living is to know how to grow old gracefully." $2.95 | "The longer she dates me, the better she looks." $2.50 | "The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance." $4.95 | "The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance." $2.95 |
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." $2.50 | "When people care for you they can straighten out your soul." $2.50 | "One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time." $2.50 | "Growing Old, it's not nice, but it's interesting." $2.50 |
"If today were perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow." $2.50 | "Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance." $2.50 |
