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    New Arrivals - July 2013 - Great New Greeting Cards from Borealis Press Cards

    Check out our newest arrivals of funny and thoughtful cards from the Borealis Press!

    (We're also highlighting a few classic Borealis Press cards that you may not have seen before.

    As usual, we'll be adding more Borealis Press (and other publishers') cards from these great lines in the near future, so check back often!



    The Threat of A Woman - Funny Card
    "It is rare to see, in a little boy, the promise of a man, but in a little girl one can almost always see the threat of a woman." ~ Alexandre Dumas
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    I've Been On A Diet - Funny Greeting Card
    "I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks." ~ Totie Fields
    $3.50
    A Girl Knows Her Limits - Funny Greeting Card
    "A girl knows her limits, but a wise girl knows she has none." ~ Norma Jean Mortenson (Marilyn Monroe)
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    If I Thought About You Any More - Card
    "If I thought about you any more, I'd need a room at your house." ~ M. Montague
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    The Only Way To Get Old  - Funny Birthday Card
    "The only way to get old is to outlive enthusiasm." ~ Henry David Thoreau
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    An Overdose of Satisfaction - Funny Greeting Card
    "There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction." ~ Salvador Dalí
    $2.95
    No Such Thing As A Normal Cat - Funny Greeting Card
    "There is no such thing as a normal cat. They're all screwballs." ~ D. Williams
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Someone Ready To Mess Up Your Work - Dog Greeting Card
    "There is always someone ready to mess up your hard work."
    $2.95
    When A Dog Is Not Preferable To A Man - Funny Greeting Card
    "There are times when a dog is not preferable to a man." ~ Mark Montague
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    Leap And The Net Will Appear - Quotable Card
    "Leap and the net will appear." ~ Zen Saying
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Dance First Think Later - Greeting Card
    "Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order." ~ Samuel Beckett
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Your Friends May Be Nuts  - Greeting Card
    "Your friends may be nuts, but they're rooting for you."
    $2.95
    Looking For Love - Greeting Card
    "Looking for love in all the wrong places." ~ Waylon Jennings
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    Don't Worry Be Happy - Card
    "Don't worry. Be happy." ~ Meher Baba
    $2.95
    A Day Without Laughter - Greeting Card
    "A day without laughter is a wasted day." ~ Charles Chaplin
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Life Is What Happens - Borealis Press Greeting Card
    "Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans." ~ Allen Saunders
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07

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