Humorous Greeting Cards - Funny Photos with Classic Quotes

Check out are these humorous greeting cards - great quotes with very funny pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Classic, funny quotations with great humor photos. We dare you to try not to laugh.
Borealis Press is very well known for their humorous greeting cards, and these are (in my opinion and those of our customers), the funniest cards in their collection.

Life Is One Damned Thing - Card "Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard $2.95 Qty:	You Haven't Had Enough Coffee - Card "You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running." ~ Jeff Bezos $2.95 Qty:	Only Young Once - Card "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." $2.95 Qty:	Fashion Taste - Card "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." $2.95 Qty:
Start With A Smile - Card "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." $2.95 Qty:	If Cats Could Talk - Greeting Card "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." ~ Nan Porter $2.95 Qty:	Act Normal - Card "Act Normal. That's already crazy enough." $2.95 Qty:	The Older The Fiddle - Card "The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune." ~ Irish Proverb $2.95 Qty:
Never Made A Mistake - Card "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." $2.50	Mind Over Matter - Card "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." $2.95 Qty:	Opportunity May Knock - Greeting Card "Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." $2.95 Qty:	If You Don't Grow Up - Card "If you don't grow up by middle age, you don't have to." $2.95 Qty:
Times Not To Flirt - Card "There are times not to flirt: When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand." $2.50 Qty:	About Middle Age - Card "The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing that you will grow out of it." $2.95 Qty:

There are many, many other funny cards in the Borealis Press collection.
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