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Humorous Greeting Cards - Funny Photos with Classic Quotes

Check out are these humorous greeting cards - great quotes with very funny pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Classic, funny quotations with great humor photos. We dare you to try not to laugh.
Borealis Press is very well known for their humorous greeting cards, and these are (in my opinion and those of our customers), the funniest cards in their collection.



Be Yourself - Happy Birthday Card
"Feeling special today? Be yourself, everybody else is already taken." ~ Oscar Wilde
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Life Is One Damned Thing - Card
"Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard
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You Haven't Had Enough Coffee  - Card
"You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running." ~ Jeff Bezos
$2.95
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Only Young Once - Card
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
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Start With A Smile - Card
"Start every day with a smile, and get it over with."
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If Cats Could Talk - Greeting Card
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't." ~ Nan Porter
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Never Made A Mistake - Card
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
$2.50
Mind Over Matter - Card
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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About Middle Age - Card
"The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing that you will grow out of it."
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Let Me Tell You About the Very Rich - Greeting Card
"Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me." ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
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There are many, many other funny cards in the Borealis Press collection.
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