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Humorous Greeting Cards - Funny Photos with Classic Quotes

Check out are these humorous greeting cards - great quotes with very funny pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Classic, funny quotations with great humor photos. We dare you to try not to laugh.
Borealis Press is very well known for their humorous greeting cards, and these are (in my opinion and those of our customers), the funniest cards in their collection.

Life Is One Damned Thing - Card "Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard $2.95 Life Is One Damned Thing - Card bp374	You Haven't Had Enough Coffee - Card "You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running." ~ Jeff Bezos $2.95 You Haven't Had Enough Coffee - Card bp498
Only Young Once - Card "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." $2.95 Only Young Once - Card bp181	Fashion Taste - Card "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." $2.95 Fashion Taste - Card bp354
Start With A Smile - Card "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." $2.95 Start With A Smile - Card bp452	If Cats Could Talk - Greeting Card "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." ~ Nan Porter $2.95 If Cats Could Talk - Greeting Card bp383
Act Normal - Card "Act Normal. That's already crazy enough." $2.95 Act Normal - Card bp061	The Older The Fiddle - Card "The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune." ~ Irish Proverb $2.50 The Older The Fiddle - Card BP281
Never Made A Mistake - Card "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." $2.50 Never Made A Mistake - Card BP440	Mind Over Matter - Card "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." $2.95 Mind Over Matter - Card BP196
Opportunity May Knock - Greeting Card "Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." $2.95 Opportunity May Knock - Greeting Card bp392	If You Don't Grow Up - Card "If you don't grow up by middle age, you don't have to." $2.95 If You Don't Grow Up - Card BP378
Times Not To Flirt - Card "There are times not to flirt: When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand." $2.50 Times Not To Flirt - Card BP5003	About Middle Age - Card "The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing that you will grow out of it." $2.95 About Middle Age - Card bp345

There are many, many other funny cards in the Borealis Press collection.
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