To hear about new arrivals and receive special discounts.
(We typically email once a month or less, and we never share your contact info with anyone.)

Home > Humorous Greeting Cards from Borealis Press

More Humorous Greeting Cards from Borealis Press


The Only Normal People  - Greeting Card
"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." ~ Joe Ancis
$2.95
Sometimes I Wonder  - Greeting Card
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." ~ Mark Twain
$2.95
Qty:
Never Wanted To Be A Millionaire  - Greeting Card
"I never wanted to be a millionaire, just to lve like one." ~ Walter Hagen
$2.95
Qty:
A Baby Makes Us Glad - Greeting Card
"A baby makes us glad about everything that led up to this moment."
$2.95
Qty:
The Older You Get - Greeting Card
"The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
$2.95
Qty:
Two Kinds of Men  - Greeting Card
"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported" ~ Mae West
$2.95
Qty:
Expecting To Find Happiness - Greeting Card
"Don't go out expecting to find happiness. Bring it with you." ~ Tone Downer
$2.95
Keep Calm and Carry On - Greeting Card
"Keep Calm and Carry On"
$2.95
Qty:
Plans Get You Into Things - Greeting Card
"Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out." ~ Will Rogers
$2.95
The Greatest Pleasure - Greeting Card
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do." ~ Walter Bagehot
$2.95
Qty:
I Used To Be Snow White - Greeting Card
"I used to be Snow White, but then I drifted." ~ Mae West
$2.95
Qty:
Some Things Have To Be Believed  - Birthday Card
"Some things have to be believed to be seen." ~ Ralph Hodgson
$2.95
Accept This Quiet Love - Sympathy Card
"With deepest sympathy"
$2.95
Qty:
The Greatest of These Is Love - Sympathy Card
"...but the greatest of these is love"
$2.95
Qty:
Small Is Beautiful - Baby Congratulations Card
"Small is beautiful" ~ E.F. Schumacher
$2.95
Qty:
You're On The Right Road - Happy Birthday Card
"You're on the right road if you're happy when you're lost." ~ Mark Baldwin
$2.95
Qty:
Yield To Temptation  - Greeting Card
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert Heinlein
$2.95
People Our Parents Warned Us About  - Greeting Card
"We have become the kind of people our parents warned us about." ~ Augustus John
$2.95
Qty:
Growing Old - It's Interesting Greeting Card
"Growing Old - it's not nice, but it's interesting." ~ Johan August Strindberg
$2.95
Qty:
It's About Wings - Greeting Card
"It's about wings"
$2.95
Your Friends May Be Nuts  - Greeting Card
"Your friends may be nuts, but they're rooting for you."
$2.95
Friendship Is A Sheltering Tree - Greeting Card
"Friendship is a sheltering tree." ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge
$2.95
Middle Age Is When  - Greeting Card
"Middle age is when you are sitting home on a Saturday night, and the phone rings, and you hope it's not for you." ~ Ogden Nash
$2.95
I'm Sorry You Have A Dog - Greeting Card
"Pet Sympathy card. I'm sorry you have a dog."
$2.95
Living Above My Income  - Greeting Card
"I'm living so far above my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." ~ Saki
$2.95
This Is The Strangest Life - Card
"This is the strangest life I have ever known." ~ Jim Morrison
$2.95
Qty:
Your Friends May Be Nuts  - Birthday Card
"Your friends may be nuts, but they're rooting for you."
$2.95
Don't Worry Be Happy - Card
"Don't worry. Be happy." ~ Meher Baba
$2.95
Qty:
It Is A Sweet Thing, Friendship - Greeting Card
"It is a sweet thing, friendship." ~ Percy Bysshe Shelley
$2.95
Looking For Love - Greeting Card
"Looking for love in all the wrong places." ~ Waylon Jennings
$2.95
Qty:
Moderation Is For Monks - Birthday Card
"Moderation is for monks." ~ Robert Heinlein
$3.50
Qty:
Vitality, the Pursuit of Life - Card
"Vitality! That''s the pursuit of life, isn't it?" ~ Katherine Hepburn
$2.95
Qty:
Scatter Joy - Greeting Card
Scatter joy! ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
$2.95
Qty:
Smart Guys Got Us - Card
"Smart guys got us into this. Maybe pixies will get us out."
$2.95
Qty:
To Get Back My Youth - Greeting Card
"To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." ~ Oscar Wilde
$2.95
Qty:
Discovered the Meaning of Life - Card
"I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz
$2.95
Qty:
Discovered the Meaning of Life - Happy Birthday Card
"I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz
$3.50
Qty:
Be Yourself - Happy Birthday Card
"Feeling special today? Be yourself, everybody else is already taken." ~ Oscar Wilde
$3.50
Qty:
The Only Reason For Time - Card
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." ~ Albert Einstein
$2.95
Qty:
The New Age? - Card
"The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave for fifteen minutes." ~ James Randi
$2.95
Qty:

More Classic Borealis Press Cards

More Borealis Press Cards from The Quote Line - a new line of cards featuring classic quotes in eye-catching colors, and lively graphics.


Can't find the particular Borealis Press card you're looking for?

Just drop us an email at sales@QuoteArts.com, or
give us a call, toll-free, at: 1-866-834-8474.
We'll be happy to order any Borealis Press card for you, and can have it within a few days.