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"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert Heinlein $2.95 | "We have become the kind of people our parents warned us about." ~ Augustus John $2.95 | "Growing Old - it's not nice, but it's interesting." ~ Johan August Strindberg $2.95 | |
"Your friends may be nuts, but they're rooting for you." $2.95 | "Friendship is a sheltering tree." ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge $2.95 | "Middle age is when you are sitting home on a Saturday night, and the phone rings, and you hope it's not for you." ~ Ogden Nash $2.95 | "Pet Sympathy card. I'm sorry you have a dog." $2.95 |
"I'm living so far above my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." ~ Saki $2.95 | "This is the strangest life I have ever known." ~ Jim Morrison $2.95 | "Your friends may be nuts, but they're rooting for you." $2.95 | "Don't worry. Be happy." ~ Meher Baba $2.95 |
"It is a sweet thing, friendship." ~ Percy Bysshe Shelley $2.95 | "Looking for love in all the wrong places." ~ Waylon Jennings $2.95 | "Moderation is for monks." ~ Robert Heinlein $2.95 | "Vitality! That''s the pursuit of life, isn't it?" ~ Katherine Hepburn $2.95 |
Scatter joy! ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson $2.95 | "Smart guys got us into this. Maybe pixies will get us out." $2.95 | "To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." ~ Oscar Wilde $2.95 | "I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz $2.95 |
"I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz $2.95 | "Feeling special today? Be yourself, everybody else is already taken." ~ Oscar Wilde $2.95 | "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." ~ Albert Einstein $2.95 | "The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave for fifteen minutes." ~ James Randi $2.95 |
