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    The Only Normal People  - Greeting Card
    "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." ~ Joe Ancis
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    Sometimes I Wonder  - Greeting Card
    "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." ~ Mark Twain
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    Never Wanted To Be A Millionaire  - Greeting Card
    "I never wanted to be a millionaire, just to lve like one." ~ Walter Hagen
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    A Baby Makes Us Glad - Greeting Card
    "A baby makes us glad about everything that led up to this moment."
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    The Older You Get - Greeting Card
    "The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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    Two Kinds of Men  - Greeting Card
    "I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported" ~ Mae West
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    Expecting To Find Happiness - Greeting Card
    "Don't go out expecting to find happiness. Bring it with you." ~ Tone Downer
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    Keep Calm and Carry On - Greeting Card
    "Keep Calm and Carry On"
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    Plans Get You Into Things - Greeting Card
    "Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out." ~ Will Rogers
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    The Greatest Pleasure - Greeting Card
    "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do." ~ Walter Bagehot
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    I Used To Be Snow White - Greeting Card
    "I used to be Snow White, but then I drifted." ~ Mae West
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    Some Things Have To Be Believed  - Birthday Card
    "Some things have to be believed to be seen." ~ Ralph Hodgson
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    You're On The Right Road - Happy Birthday Card
    "You're on the right road if you're happy when you're lost." ~ Mark Baldwin
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    Yield To Temptation  - Greeting Card
    "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert Heinlein
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    People Our Parents Warned Us About  - Greeting Card
    "We have become the kind of people our parents warned us about." ~ Augustus John
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    Growing Old - It's Interesting Greeting Card
    "Growing Old - it's not nice, but it's interesting." ~ Johan August Strindberg
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    It's About Wings - Greeting Card
    "It's about wings"
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    Your Friends May Be Nuts  - Greeting Card
    "Your friends may be nuts, but they're rooting for you."
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    Friendship Is A Sheltering Tree - Greeting Card
    "Friendship is a sheltering tree." ~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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    Middle Age Is When  - Greeting Card
    "Middle age is when you are sitting home on a Saturday night, and the phone rings, and you hope it's not for you." ~ Ogden Nash
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    I'm Sorry You Have A Dog - Greeting Card
    "Pet Sympathy card. I'm sorry you have a dog."
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    Living Above My Income  - Greeting Card
    "I'm living so far above my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." ~ Saki
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    This Is The Strangest Life - Card
    "This is the strangest life I have ever known." ~ Jim Morrison
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    Your Friends May Be Nuts  - Birthday Card
    "Your friends may be nuts, but they're rooting for you."
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    Don't Worry Be Happy - Card
    "Don't worry. Be happy." ~ Meher Baba
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    It Is A Sweet Thing, Friendship - Greeting Card
    "It is a sweet thing, friendship." ~ Percy Bysshe Shelley
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    Looking For Love - Greeting Card
    "Looking for love in all the wrong places." ~ Waylon Jennings
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    Moderation Is For Monks - Birthday Card
    "Moderation is for monks." ~ Robert Heinlein
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    Vitality, the Pursuit of Life - Card
    "Vitality! That''s the pursuit of life, isn't it?" ~ Katherine Hepburn
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    Scatter Joy - Greeting Card
    Scatter joy! ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    Smart Guys Got Us - Card
    "Smart guys got us into this. Maybe pixies will get us out."
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    To Get Back My Youth - Greeting Card
    "To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." ~ Oscar Wilde
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    Discovered the Meaning of Life - Happy Birthday Card
    "I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz
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    Be Yourself - Happy Birthday Card
    "Feeling special today? Be yourself, everybody else is already taken." ~ Oscar Wilde
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    The Only Reason For Time - Card
    "The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." ~ Albert Einstein
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    The New Age? - Card
    "The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave for fifteen minutes." ~ James Randi
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