Humorous Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

Check out are these humorous greeting cards - great quotes with very funny pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Classic, funny quotations with great humor photos. We dare you to try not to laugh.

Only Young Once - Card
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
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Only Young Once - Card BP181
Never Made A Mistake - Card
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
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Never Made A Mistake - Card BP440
Women And Cats - Card
"Women and cats will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
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Women And Cats - Card BP441
Immoral Illegal Or Fattening - Card
"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woollcott
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Immoral Illegal Or Fattening - Card BP462
Reality Doesn't Go Away - Card
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
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Reality Doesn't Go Away - Card BP5053
A Computer Lets You Make More Mistakes - Card
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."
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A Computer Lets You Make More Mistakes - Card BP5022
Whoever Caused Things  - Card
"Whoever caused things to be this way, I hope they catch him."
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Whoever Caused Things - Card BP419
You Can Observe A Lot - Card
"You can observe a lot by looking." ~ Yogi Berra
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You Can Observe A Lot - Card BP308
The Little I Know - Greeting Card
"The little I know, I owe to my ignorance." ~ Sacha Guitry
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The Little I Know - Greeting Card BP432
So Many Frogs To Kiss - Greeting Card
"We wouldn't have to work so hard if there weren't so many frogs to kiss."
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So Many Frogs To Kiss - Greeting Card BP407
Battle of the Sexes  - Card
"The battle of the sexes is a lost cause. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
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Battle of the Sexes - Card BP455
One Must Stay Sober - Greeting Card
"One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time."
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One Must Stay Sober - Greeting Card BP78
You Only Live Once - Greeting Card
"You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough."
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You Only Live Once - Greeting Card BP280
Doesn't Being Normal - Greeting Card
"Doesn't being normal just drive you crazy?"
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Doesn't Being Normal - Greeting Card BP370
All Of The Things I Really Like To Do  - Card
"All of the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woolcott
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All Of The Things I Really Like To Do - Card BP5016
All Progress Is Based On  - Card
"All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." ~ Samuel Butler
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All Progress Is Based On - Card BP5051
The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card
"The best way to impress a girl? Roast her a chicken." ~ Janice Plourde
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The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card BP5046
Too Many Closets - Card
"You can never have too many closets."
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Too Many Closets - Card BP171
Dogs - Not What They Give - Card
"Dogs. It's not what they give to you, it's what they bring out in you."
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