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Humorous Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

Check out are these humorous greeting cards - great quotes with very funny pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Classic, funny quotations with great humor photos. We dare you to try not to laugh.

Only Young Once - Card "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." $2.50 Only Young Once - Card BP181	Never Made A Mistake - Card "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." $2.50 Never Made A Mistake - Card BP440
Women And Cats - Card "Women and cats will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had better get used to it." $2.50 Women And Cats - Card BP441	Immoral Illegal Or Fattening - Card "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woollcott $2.50 Immoral Illegal Or Fattening - Card BP462
Reality Doesn't Go Away - Card "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." $2.50 Reality Doesn't Go Away - Card BP5053	A Computer Lets You Make More Mistakes - Card "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." $2.50 A Computer Lets You Make More Mistakes - Card BP5022
Whoever Caused Things - Card "Whoever caused things to be this way, I hope they catch him." $2.50 Whoever Caused Things - Card BP419	You Can Observe A Lot - Card "You can observe a lot by looking." ~ Yogi Berra $2.50 You Can Observe A Lot - Card BP308
The Little I Know - Greeting Card "The little I know, I owe to my ignorance." ~ Sacha Guitry $2.50 The Little I Know - Greeting Card BP432	So Many Frogs To Kiss - Greeting Card "We wouldn't have to work so hard if there weren't so many frogs to kiss." $2.50 So Many Frogs To Kiss - Greeting Card BP407
Battle of the Sexes - Card "The battle of the sexes is a lost cause. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." $2.50 Battle of the Sexes - Card BP455	One Must Stay Sober - Greeting Card "One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time." $2.50 One Must Stay Sober - Greeting Card BP78
You Only Live Once - Greeting Card "You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough." $2.50 You Only Live Once - Greeting Card BP280	Doesn't Being Normal - Greeting Card "Doesn't being normal just drive you crazy?" $2.50 Doesn't Being Normal - Greeting Card BP370
All Of The Things I Really Like To Do - Card "All of the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woolcott $2.50 All Of The Things I Really Like To Do - Card BP5016	All Progress Is Based On - Card "All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." ~ Samuel Butler $2.50 All Progress Is Based On - Card BP5051
The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card "The best way to impress a girl? Roast her a chicken." ~ Janice Plourde $2.50 The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card BP5046	Too Many Closets - Card "You can never have too many closets." $2.50 Too Many Closets - Card BP171
Dogs - Not What They Give - Card "Dogs. It's not what they give to you, it's what they bring out in you." $2.50