 "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." $2.50 |  "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." $2.50 |
 "Women and cats will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had better get used to it." $2.50 |  "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woollcott $2.50 |
 "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." $2.50 |  "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." $2.50 |
 "Whoever caused things to be this way, I hope they catch him." $2.50 |  "You can observe a lot by looking." ~ Yogi Berra $2.50 |
 "The little I know, I owe to my ignorance." ~ Sacha Guitry $2.50 |  "We wouldn't have to work so hard if there weren't so many frogs to kiss." $2.50 |
 "The battle of the sexes is a lost cause. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." $2.50 |  "One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time." $2.50 |
 "You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough." $2.50 |  "Doesn't being normal just drive you crazy?" $2.50 |
 "All of the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woolcott $2.50 |  "All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." ~ Samuel Butler $2.50 |
 "The best way to impress a girl? Roast her a chicken." ~ Janice Plourde $2.50 |  "You can never have too many closets." $2.50 |
 "Dogs. It's not what they give to you, it's what they bring out in you." $2.50 |