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Humorous Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

Check out are these humorous greeting cards - great quotes with very funny pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Classic, funny quotations with great humor photos. We dare you to try not to laugh.

Only Young Once - Card "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." $2.95 Only Young Once - Card bp181	Never Made A Mistake - Card "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." $2.50 Never Made A Mistake - Card BP440
Women And Cats - Card "Women and cats will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had better get used to it." $2.95 Women And Cats - Card bp441	Immoral Illegal Or Fattening - Card "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woollcott $2.95 Immoral Illegal Or Fattening - Card bp462
Reality Doesn't Go Away - Card "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." $2.50 Reality Doesn't Go Away - Card BP5053	A Computer Lets You Make More Mistakes - Card "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." $2.50 A Computer Lets You Make More Mistakes - Card BP5022
Whoever Caused Things - Card "Whoever caused things to be this way, I hope they catch him." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant $2.95 Whoever Caused Things - Card bp419	You Can Observe A Lot - Card "You can observe a lot by looking." ~ Yogi Berra $2.50 You Can Observe A Lot - Card BP308
The Little I Know - Greeting Card "The little I know, I owe to my ignorance." ~ Sacha Guitry $2.50 The Little I Know - Greeting Card BP432	So Many Frogs To Kiss - Greeting Card "We wouldn't have to work so hard if there weren't so many frogs to kiss." $2.50 So Many Frogs To Kiss - Greeting Card BP407
Battle of the Sexes - Card "The battle of the sexes is a lost cause. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." $2.50 Battle of the Sexes - Card BP455	One Must Stay Sober - Greeting Card "One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time." $2.50
You Only Live Once - Greeting Card "You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough." $2.95 You Only Live Once - Greeting Card bp280	Doesn't Being Normal - Greeting Card "Doesn't being normal just drive you crazy?" $2.95 Doesn't Being Normal - Greeting Card BP370
All Of The Things I Really Like To Do - Card "All of the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woolcott $2.50 All Of The Things I Really Like To Do - Card BP5016	All Progress Is Based On - Card "All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." ~ Samuel Butler $2.50 All Progress Is Based On - Card BP5051
The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card "The best way to impress a girl? Roast her a chicken." ~ Janice Plourde $2.50 The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card BP5046	Too Many Closets - Card "You can never have too many closets." $2.50 Too Many Closets - Card BP171
Dogs - Not What They Give - Card "Dogs. It's not what they give to you, it's what they bring out in you." $2.50	I Can Say What I Want - Greeting Card "Ain't nobody going to censor me, no sir! At my age, honey, I can say what I want." ~ Bessie (Annie Elizabeth) Delaney $2.95 I Can Say What I Want - Greeting Card BP624
Never Put Off Until Tomorrow- Funny Card "Never put off until tomorrow the fun you can have today." Aldous Huxley $2.95 Never Put Off Until Tomorrow- Funny Card BP471	I Always Wanted To Be Somebody - Funny Greeting Card "I always wanted to be somebody, but I realize I should have been more specific." Lily Tomlin $2.95 I Always Wanted To Be Somebody - Funny Greeting Card BP530
Its Not The Men In Your Life - Greeting Card "It's not the men in your life, it's the life in your men." Mae West $2.95 Its Not The Men In Your Life - Greeting Card BP550	Always Dressing In Understated Good Taste - Greeting Card "Always dressing in understated good taste is the same as playing dead." $2.95 Always Dressing In Understated Good Taste - Greeting Card BP633
Looking Like Cindy Crawford - Greeting Card "Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford." ~ Cindy Crawford $2.95 Looking Like Cindy Crawford - Greeting Card BP562	Good Girls Gone Wrong - Greeting Card "There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out." ~ Mae West $2.95 Good Girls Gone Wrong - Greeting Card BP645
Dress For Success - Greeting Card "It pays to dress for success." $2.95 Dress For Success - Greeting Card BP641	A Day Without Laughter - Greeting Card "A day without laughter is a wasted day." ~ Charles Chaplin $2.95 A Day Without Laughter - Greeting Card BP627
Life Is Uncertain - Greeting Card "Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first." ~ Ernestine Ulmer $2.95 Life Is Uncertain - Greeting Card BP691	He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart - Greeting Card "He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie." ~ Mickey Mantle $2.95 He Who Has The Fastest Golf Cart - Greeting Card BP692
Youth Lasts Much Longer - Greeting Card "Youth. It lasts much longer than young people think." ~ Comtesse Diane de Beausacq $2.95 Youth Lasts Much Longer - Greeting Card BP685	Do Nothing, Rest Afterwards - Greeting Card "How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards." ~ Spanish Proverb $2.95 Do Nothing, Rest Afterwards - Greeting Card BP678
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing - Greeting Card "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." ~ Albert Einstein $2.95 Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing - Greeting Card BP683	What Could Possibly Matter More - Greeting Card "What could possibly matter more in life than a cheap momentary thrill?" ~ Ashleigh Brilliant $2.95 What Could Possibly Matter More - Greeting Card BP681