"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." $2.95 | "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new." $2.50 | "Women and cats will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had better get used to it." $2.95 | "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woollcott $2.95 |
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." $2.50 | "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." $2.50 | "Whoever caused things to be this way, I hope they catch him." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant $2.95 | "You can observe a lot by looking." ~ Yogi Berra $2.50 |
"The little I know, I owe to my ignorance." ~ Sacha Guitry $2.50 | "We wouldn't have to work so hard if there weren't so many frogs to kiss." $2.50 | "The battle of the sexes is a lost cause. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." $2.50 | "One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time." $2.50 |
"You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough." $2.95 | "Doesn't being normal just drive you crazy?" $2.95 | "All of the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woolcott $2.50 | "All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." ~ Samuel Butler $2.50 |
"The best way to impress a girl? Roast her a chicken." ~ Janice Plourde $2.50 | "Dogs. It's not what they give to you, it's what they bring out in you." $2.50 | "Ain't nobody going to censor me, no sir! At my age, honey, I can say what I want." ~ Bessie (Annie Elizabeth) Delaney $2.95 | "Never put off until tomorrow the fun you can have today." Aldous Huxley $2.95 |
"I always wanted to be somebody, but I realize I should have been more specific." Lily Tomlin $2.95 | "It's not the men in your life, it's the life in your men." Mae West $2.95 | "Always dressing in understated good taste is the same as playing dead." $2.95 | "Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford." ~ Cindy Crawford $2.95 |
"There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out." ~ Mae West $2.95 | "It pays to dress for success." $2.95 | "A day without laughter is a wasted day." ~ Charles Chaplin $2.95 | "Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first." ~ Ernestine Ulmer $2.95 |
"He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie." ~ Mickey Mantle $2.95 | "Youth. It lasts much longer than young people think." ~ Comtesse Diane de Beausacq $2.95 | "How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterwards." ~ Spanish Proverb $2.95 | "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." ~ Albert Einstein $2.95 |
"What could possibly matter more in life than a cheap momentary thrill?" ~ Ashleigh Brilliant $2.95 | "We look forward to a disreputable, vigorous, and disorderly old age." ~ Don Marquis $2.95 |
