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Hilarious Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

Check out are these hilarious greeting cards - great quotes with very funny pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Classic, hilarious quotations with great photos. We dare you to try not to laugh.

One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel $2.95 One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card bp347	What Good Can Come - Card "What good can come from a day that starts with getting up." $2.50 What Good Can Come - Card BP376
Start With A Smile - Card "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." $2.95 Start With A Smile - Card bp452	The Trouble With Resisting - Card "The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance." $2.95 The Trouble With Resisting - Card bp158
What Dreadful Hot Weather We Have - Greeting Card "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." $2.50 What Dreadful Hot Weather We Have - Greeting Card BP67	A Woman's Work - Greeting Card "A woman's work is never done…" $2.50 A Woman's Work - Greeting Card BP240
Ever Stop To Think - Greeting Card "Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?" $2.95 Ever Stop To Think - Greeting Card bp279	Housework Never Killed Anybody - Greeting Card "Housework never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~ Edgar Bergen and Phyllis Diller $2.50 Housework Never Killed Anybody - Greeting Card BP469
Of All The Things We Have Lost - Card "Of all the things we have lost, it is our mind that we miss the most." $2.50 Of All The Things We Have Lost - Card BP259	The Secret of Staying Young - Card "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about yor age." ~ Lucille Ball $2.50 The Secret of Staying Young - Card BP5001
Start Every Day With A Smile - Card "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." ~ W. C. Fields $2.50 Start Every Day With A Smile - Card BP5009	Anybody Who Doesn't Know What Soap Tastes Like - Card "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog." ~ Franklin P. Jones $2.50 Anybody Who Doesn't Know What Soap Tastes Like - Card BP5041
You Can Do Anything In This World - Card "You can do anything in this world if you're prepared to take the consequences." ~ W. Somerset Maugham $2.50 You Can Do Anything In This World - Card BP438	A Door Is What A Dog - Card "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~ Ogden Nash $2.50 A Door Is What A Dog - Card BP15
The Principal Business Of Life - Card "The principal business of life is to enjoy it." ~ Samuel Butler $2.50 The Principal Business Of Life - Card BP180	You Haven't Had Enough Coffee - Card "You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running." ~ Jeff Bezos $2.95 You Haven't Had Enough Coffee - Card bp498
The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity - Card "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein $2.95 The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity - Card bp357	All We Need To Make Us Really Happy - Card "All we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about." ~ Charles Kingsley $2.50
Those Were The Days - Card "Those were the days." $2.50 Those Were The Days - Card BP282	He Had Only One Idea - Card "He had only one idea. And that was wrong." ~ Benjamin Disraeli $2.50 He Had Only One Idea - Card BP3
Housekeeping Ain't No Joke - Card "Housekeeping Ain't No Joke." ~ Louisa May Alcott $2.50 Housekeeping Ain't No Joke - Card BP427	Don’t Tell My Mother - Card "Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel." ~ Anonymous $2.50 Don’t Tell My Mother - Card BP352
In An Orderly World - Card "In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant $2.50 In An Orderly World - Card BP421	You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card "You know you are middle-aged when caution is the only thing you care to exercise." ~ Anonymous $2.50 You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card BP467
There Is No Pleasure - Card "There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." ~ Mary Wilson Little $2.50 There Is No Pleasure - Card BP454