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Hilarious Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

Check out are these hilarious greeting cards - great quotes with very funny pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Classic, hilarious quotations with great photos. We dare you to try not to laugh.



One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card
"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel
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What Good Can Come - Card
"What good can come from a day that starts with getting up."
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Start With A Smile - Card
"Start every day with a smile, and get it over with."
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The Trouble With Resisting - Card
"The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance."
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What Dreadful Hot Weather We Have - Greeting Card
"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance."
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A Woman's Work  - Greeting Card
"A woman's work is never done…"
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Ever Stop To Think  - Greeting Card
"Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?"
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Housework Never Killed Anybody - Greeting Card
"Housework never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~ Edgar Bergen and Phyllis Diller
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Of All The Things We Have Lost - Card
"Of all the things we have lost, it is our mind that we miss the most."
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The Secret of Staying Young - Card
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about yor age." ~ Lucille Ball
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Start Every Day With A Smile - Card
"Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." ~ W. C. Fields
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Anybody Who Doesn't Know What Soap Tastes Like - Card
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog." ~ Franklin P. Jones
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A Door Is What A Dog - Card
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~ Ogden Nash
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The Principal Business Of Life  - Card
"The principal business of life is to enjoy it." ~ Samuel Butler
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You Haven't Had Enough Coffee  - Card
"You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running." ~ Jeff Bezos
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The Difference Between Genius And Stupidity - Card
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein
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All We Need To Make Us Really Happy - Card
"All we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about." ~ Charles Kingsley
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Those Were The Days - Card
"Those were the days."
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He Had Only One Idea - Card
"He had only one idea. And that was wrong." ~ Benjamin Disraeli
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Housekeeping Ain't No Joke - Card
"Housekeeping Ain't No Joke." ~ Louisa May Alcott
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Don’t Tell My Mother - Card
"Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel." ~ Anonymous
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In An Orderly World - Card
"In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card
"You know you are middle-aged when caution is the only thing you care to exercise." ~ Anonymous
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There Is No Pleasure - Card
"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." ~ Mary Wilson Little
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