 "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel $2.50 |  "What good can come from a day that starts with getting up." $2.50 |
 "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." $2.50 |  "The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance." $2.50 |
 "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." $2.50 |  "A woman's work is never done…" $2.50 |
 "Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?" $2.50 |  "Housework never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~ Edgar Bergen and Phyllis Diller $2.50 |
 "Of all the things we have lost, it is our mind that we miss the most." $2.50 |  "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about yor age." ~ Lucille Ball $2.50 |
 "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." ~ W. C. Fields $2.50 |  "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog." ~ Franklin P. Jones $2.50 |
 "You can do anything in this world if you're prepared to take the consequences." ~ W. Somerset Maugham $2.50 |  "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~ Ogden Nash $2.50 |
 "The principal business of life is to enjoy it." ~ Samuel Butler $2.50 |  "You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running." ~ Jeff Bezos $2.50 |
 "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." ~ Albert Einstein $2.50 |  "All we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about." ~ Charles Kingsley $2.50 |
 "Those were the days." $2.50 |  "He had only one idea. And that was wrong." ~ Benjamin Disraeli $2.50 |
 "Housekeeping Ain't No Joke." ~ Louisa May Alcott $2.50 |  "Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel." ~ Anonymous $2.50 |
 "In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant $2.50 |  "You know you are middle-aged when caution is the only thing you care to exercise." ~ Anonymous $2.50 |
 "There is no pleasure in having nothing to do. The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." ~ Mary Wilson Little $2.50 |