"They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley $2.95 | "Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing." $2.95 | "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." $2.95 | "I always wanted to be somebody, but I realize I should have been more specific." Lily Tomlin $2.95 |
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." $2.95 | "We are always the same age inside." $2.95 | "Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?" $2.95 | "You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough." $2.95 |
"Be yourself, everybody else is already taken." ~ Oscar Wilde $2.95 | "Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." $2.95 | "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." $2.95 | "Act Normal. That's already crazy enough." $2.95 |
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't." ~ Nan Porter $2.95 | "There are times not to flirt: When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand." $2.50 | "Never have children, only grandchildren." $2.95 | "It is not true that life is one damn thing after another. It is one damn thing over and over." $2.50 |
"The longer she dates me, the better she looks." $2.50 | "What better success than to live well, laugh lots, and love much?" $2.50 | "Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." $2.95 | "My goal is to do something outrageous every day." ~ Maggie Kuhn $2.95 |
"There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed." ~ Peter Sellers $2.50 | "The older I get, The faster I was." ~ Charles Barkley $2.50 | "All men are intrinsical rascals, and I am only sorry that not being a dog I can't bite them." ~ Lord Byron $2.50 | "One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." ~ Virginia Woolf $2.95 |
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams $2.95 | "Love is two minds without a single thought." ~ Philip Barry $2.50 | "If I had my life to live again, I would make the same mistakes, only sooner." ~ Tallulah Bankhead $2.95 | "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." ~ Duke Ellington $2.50 |
"Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel." ~ Anonymous $2.50 | "Every Plan A needs a Plan B." $2.95 | "There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody." ~ Adlai Stevenson $2.95 | "Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash." ~ Rita Mae Brown $2.95 |
"Do it tomorrow. We've already made enough mistakes today." ~ Dawn Powell $2.95 | "The best thing about needing help is that it's a good way to meet people." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant $2.95 | "I think of you. You and roast beef, medium rare." $2.50 | "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan $2.95 |
"Maturity is a phase. Adolescence is forever." $2.95 | "Women don't retire, they just keep on cooking." $2.95 | "There's a dance in the old dames yet." ~ Don Marquis $2.95 | "The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." ~ Mark Twain $2.95 |
"Life is one fool thing after another, whereas love is two fool things after each other." ~ Oscar Wilde $2.95 | "Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order." ~ Samuel Beckett $2.95 | "Some friends please, some friends squeeze, some give the heart a tug..." $2.50 | "I thought I'd wake up famous, but I only woke up late. $2.95 |
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" ~ Abraham Lincoln $2.95 | "If evolution really works, how come mother have only two hands?" ~ Milton Berle $2.95 | "Sometimes I feel protected, and I don't know why." $2.95 | "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." ~Mae West $2.95 |
"Develop your eccentricities while you're young. That way, when you're old, people won't think you're gaga." ~David Ogilvy $2.95 | "Inside every older lady is a young woman wondering what the hell happened." ~Unknown $2.95 | "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." ~ Mark Twain $2.95 | "Don't dwell on reality. It will only keep you from greatness." ~ Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr. $2.95 |
"Remember MISERS? They could SAVE money!" $2.95 | "The supply of good women far exceeds that of men who deserve them." ~ Robert Graves $2.95 | "Progress may have been all right once, but it has gone on too long." ~ Ogden Nash $2.95 | "I used to be Snow White, but then I drifted." ~ Mae West $2.95 |
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do." ~ Walter Bagehot $2.95 | "Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out." ~ Will Rogers $2.95 | "I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported" ~ Mae West $2.95 | "I never wanted to be a millionaire, just to lve like one." ~ Walter Hagen $2.95 |
"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." ~ Joe Ancis $2.95 | "Some things have to be believed to be seen." ~ Ralph Hodgson $2.95 | "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again." ~ Robert Heinlein $2.95 | "We have become the kind of people our parents warned us about." ~ Augustus John $2.95 |
"Your friends may be nuts, but they're rooting for you." $2.95 | "I'm living so far above my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." ~ Saki $2.95 | "I don't want realistic! I want magic!" ~ Tennessee Williams $2.95 | "ZEST is the secret of all beauty." ~ Christian Dior $2.95 |
"I intend to remain young indefinitely." ~ Mary Pickford $2.95 | "Women are like tea bags. We don't know our strength until we are in hot water." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt $2.95 | "He who sings scares away his woes." ~Miguel de Cervantes $2.95 | "I was wise enough to never grow up, while fooling other people into believing that I had." ~ Margaret Mead $2.95 |
"There is only one thing wrong with the younger generation: some of us don't belong to it anymore." ~Bernard Baruch $2.95 | "It's nice knowing someone like you. Someone to lean on, someone to count on, someone to tell on." ~ Unknown $2.95 | "Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men." ~ Frank McKinney Hubbard $2.95 | "Man smart. Woman smarter." ~ Norman Span $2.95 |
"Every day I look through the list of the richest people. If I'm not there, I get up and go to work." ~ Robert Orben $2.95 | "There is only one thing wrong with the younger generation: some of us don't belong to it anymore." ~Bernard Baruch $2.95 | "It's nice knowing someone like you. Someone to lean on, someone to count on, someone to tell on." ~ Unknown $2.95 | "Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men." ~ Frank McKinney Hubbard $2.95 |
"Man smart. Woman smarter." ~ Norman Span $2.95 | "Every day I look through the list of the richest people. If I'm not there, I get up and go to work." ~ Robert Orben $2.95 | "It ain't what they call you. It's what you answer to." ~ W.C. Fields $2.95 | "An inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret for staying young." ~ Oscar Wilde $2.95 |
"Keeping track of what I say just confuses me." ~ Montague Baldwin $2.95 | "Good behavior is the last refuge of mediocrity." ~ Henry S. Haskins $2.95 | "Man was made at the end of the week when God was tired." ~ Mark Twain $2.95 | "When you're middle-aged, the mischief is mainly in your head." ~ David Williams $2.95 |
"A happy childhood is the worst preparation for life." ~ Kinky Friedman $2.95 | "Girls just want to have fun." ~ Robert Rimato (Robert Hazard) $2.95 | "Any idiot can face a crisis. It's day-to-day living that wears you out." ~ Anton Chekhov $2.95 | "If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would fall from the sky." ~ Old proverb $2.95 |
"If they can send one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?" ~ Unknown $2.95 | "My career was sputtering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction." ~ Tracy McGrady $2.95 | "Anyone can be cool, but awesome takes practice." ~ Lorraine Peterson $2.95 |
