Funny Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos
Check out are these very funny quote cards - great quotes with hilarious pictures - perfect for birthday, or any occasion - from Borealis Press and QuoteArts.com. Great combinations of funny quotations and entertaining pictures. We dare you to try not to laugh.
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." $2.50 | "Act Normal. That's already crazy enough." $2.50 |
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't." $2.50 | "There are times not to flirt: When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand." $2.50 |
"Never have children, only grandchildren." $2.50 | "It is not true that life is one damn thing after another. It is one damn thing over and over." $2.50 |
"The longer she dates me, the better she looks." $2.50 | "What better success than to live well, laugh lots, and love much?" $2.50 |
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." $2.50 | "My goal is to do something outrageous every day." ~Maggie Kuhn $2.50 |
"There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed." ~ Peter Sellers $2.50 | "We'd all like to vote for the best man, but she's never a candidate." ~ Frank McKinney Hubbard $2.50 |
"The older I get, The faster I was." ~ Charles Barkley $2.50 | "They tell me you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't say is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley $2.50 |
"All men are intrinsical rascals, and I am only sorry that not being a dog I can't bite them." ~ Lord Byron $2.50 | "To exercise is human. Not to is divine." ~ Robert Orben $2.50 |
"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." ~ Virginia Woolf $2.50 | "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams $2.50 |
"Love is two minds without a single thought." ~ Philip Barry $2.50 | "Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself." ~ Rita Mae Brown $2.50 |
"Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth." ~ Peter Ustinov $2.50 | "If I had my life to live again, I would make the same mistakes, only sooner." ~ Tallulah Bankhead $2.50 |
"It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." ~ Duke Ellington $2.50 | "Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel." ~ Anonymous $2.50 |
"I am extraordinarily patient, as long as I get my own way in the end." ~ Margaret Thatcher $2.50 |
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