Funny Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

Check out are these very funny quote cards - great quotes with hilarious pictures - perfect for birthday, or any occasion - from Borealis Press and QuoteArts.com. Great combinations of funny quotations and entertaining pictures. We dare you to try not to laugh.

Fashion Taste - Card
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
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Fashion Taste - Card BP354
Act Normal - Card
"Act Normal. That's already crazy enough."
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Act Normal - Card BP061
If Cats Could Talk - Card
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't."
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If Cats Could Talk - Card BP383
Times Not To Flirt - Card
"There are times not to flirt: When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand."
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Times Not To Flirt - Card BP5003
Never Have Children  - Card
"Never have children, only grandchildren."
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Never Have Children - Card BP437
Life Is One Damn Thing  - Card
"It is not true that life is one damn thing after another. It is one damn thing over and over."
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Life Is One Damn Thing - Card BP456
The Longer She Dates Me - Card
"The longer she dates me, the better she looks."
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The Longer She Dates Me - Card BP435
What Better Success - Greeting Card
"What better success than to live well, laugh lots, and love much?"
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What Better Success - Greeting Card BP390
Opportunity May Knock  - Greeting Card
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
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Opportunity May Knock - Greeting Card BP392
Do Something Outrageous - Greeting Card
"My goal is to do something outrageous every day." ~Maggie Kuhn
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Do Something Outrageous - Greeting Card BP384
There Used To Be A Real Me - Card
"There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed." ~ Peter Sellers
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There Used To Be A Real Me - Card BP5005
We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man  - Card
"We'd all like to vote for the best man, but she's never a candidate." ~ Frank McKinney Hubbard
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We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man - Card BP5017
The Older I Get - Card
"The older I get, The faster I was." ~ Charles Barkley
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The Older I Get - Card BP5049
They Tell Me You'll Lose Your Mind - Card
"They tell me you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't say is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley
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They Tell Me You'll Lose Your Mind - Card BP5012
All Men Are Intrinsical Rascals - Card
"All men are intrinsical rascals, and I am only sorry that not being a dog I can't bite them." ~ Lord Byron
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All Men Are Intrinsical Rascals - Card BP43
To Exercise Is Human - Card
"To exercise is human. Not to is divine." ~ Robert Orben
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One Cannot Think Well - Card
"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." ~ Virginia Woolf
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One Cannot Think Well - Card BP490
I Love Deadlines - Greeting Card
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." ~ Douglas Adams
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I Love Deadlines - Greeting Card BP515
Love Is Two Minds Without - Greeting Card
"Love is two minds without a single thought." ~ Philip Barry
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Love Is Two Minds Without - Greeting Card BP402
Lead Me Not Into Temptation - Card
"Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself." ~ Rita Mae Brown
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Lead Me Not Into Temptation - Card BP290
Parents Are The Bones - Card
"Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth." ~ Peter Ustinov
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Parents Are The Bones - Card BP314
My Life To Live Again - Card
"If I had my life to live again, I would make the same mistakes, only sooner." ~ Tallulah Bankhead
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My Life To Live Again - Card BP425
It Don't Mean A Thing - Greeting Card
"It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." ~ Duke Ellington
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It Don't Mean A Thing - Greeting Card BP413
Don’t Tell My Mother - Card
"Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel." ~ Anonymous
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Don’t Tell My Mother - Card BP352
I Am Extraordinarily Patient - Greeting Card
"I am extraordinarily patient, as long as I get my own way in the end." ~ Margaret Thatcher
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I Am Extraordinarily Patient - Greeting Card BP358
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