Funny Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

Check out are these very funny greeting cards - great quotes with hilarious pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Great combinations of funny quotations and entertaining pictures. We dare you to try not to laugh.

My Life Has A Superb Cast - Card
"My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot."
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My Life Has A Superb Cast - Card BP139
Lose Your Mind - Card
"They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much."
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Lose Your Mind - Card BP163
Growing Old, Its Not Nice - Greeting Card
"Growing Old, it's not nice, but it's interesting."
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Growing Old, Its Not Nice - Greeting Card BP219
When We Remember That We Are All Mad - Greeting Card
"When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear."
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When We Remember That We Are All Mad - Greeting Card BP433
There Is No Real Reason To Do Housework - Card
"There is no real reason to do housework. After a few years it doesn't get any worse."
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There Is No Real Reason To Do Housework - Card BP372
Let The Wonders Begin - Greeting Card
"Let the wonders begin."
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Let The Wonders Begin - Greeting Card BP120
One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card
"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel
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One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card BP347
Too Much Of A Good Thing - Greeting Card
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." ~Mae West
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Too Much Of A Good Thing - Greeting Card BP412
If You Want A Thing Done Well  - Greeting Card
"If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it." ~Bette Davis
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If You Want A Thing Done Well - Greeting Card BP426
I Have The Simplest Of Tastes - Card
"I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best." ~ Oscar Wilde
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I Have The Simplest Of Tastes - Card BP5015
Fools And Their Money  - Card
"There was a time when fools and their money were soon parted. Now it happens to everybody." ~ Adlai Stevenson
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Fools And Their Money - Card BP5018
I Always Have A Quotation For Everything - Card
"I always have a quotation for everything. It saves original thinking." ~ Dorothy L. Sayers
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I Always Have A Quotation For Everything - Card BP5029
Act Normal - Lively graphics - Card
"Act Normal. That's already crazy enough." ~ Dutch proverb
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Act Normal - Lively graphics - Card BP5030
The Only Way To Keep Your Health - Card
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." ~ Mark Twain
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The Only Way To Keep Your Health - Card BP128
It Is Hard Enough To Remember My Opinions - Card
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, let alone remembering my reasons for them." ~ Frederick Nietzche
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It Is Hard Enough To Remember My Opinions - Card BP5042
The Height of Cleverness - Greeting Card
"The height of cleverness is being able to conceal it." ~ Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld
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The Height of Cleverness - Greeting Card BP212
Some Friends Please - Card
"Some friends please, some friends squeeze, some give the heart a tug..."
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Some Friends Please - Card BP229
You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card
"You know you are middle-aged when caution is the only thing you care to exercise." ~ Anonymous
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You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card BP467
Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card
"Elegance is good taste, plus a dash of daring." ~ Carmel Snow
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Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card BP416
I Am Extraordinarily Patient - Greeting Card
"I am extraordinarily patient, as long as I get my own way in the end." ~ Margaret Thatcher
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I Am Extraordinarily Patient - Greeting Card BP358
In An Orderly World - Card
"In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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In An Orderly World - Card BP421
My Life To Live Again - Card
"If I had my life to live again, I would make the same mistakes, only sooner." ~ Tallulah Bankhead
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My Life To Live Again - Card BP425
It Don't Mean A Thing - Greeting Card
"It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." ~ Duke Ellington
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It Don't Mean A Thing - Greeting Card BP413
Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card
"Elegance is good taste, plus a dash of daring." ~ Carmel Snow
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Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card BP416
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