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    Funny Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

    Check out are these very funny greeting cards - great quotes with hilarious pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Great combinations of funny quotations and entertaining pictures. We dare you to try not to laugh.



    My Life Has A Superb Cast - Card
    "My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot."
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    Lose Your Mind - Card
    "They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card
    "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel
    $2.95
    Too Much Of A Good Thing - Greeting Card
    "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." ~Mae West
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    If You Want A Thing Done Well  - Greeting Card
    "If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it." ~Bette Davis
    $2.95
    The Only Way To Keep Your Health - Card
    "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." ~ Mark Twain
    $2.50
    It Is Hard Enough To Remember My Opinions - Card
    "It is hard enough to remember my opinions, let alone remembering my reasons for them." ~ Frederick Nietzche
    Reg. Price: $2.50
    Sale Price: $1.00
    Some Friends Please - Card
    "Some friends please, some friends squeeze, some give the heart a tug..."
    $2.50
    You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card
    "You know you are middle-aged when caution is the only thing you care to exercise." ~ Anonymous
    $2.50
    Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card
    "Elegance is good taste, plus a dash of daring." ~ Carmel Snow
    $2.50
    In An Orderly World - Card
    "In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
    $2.95
    My Life To Live Again - Card
    "If I had my life to live again, I would make the same mistakes, only sooner." ~ Tallulah Bankhead
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card
    "Elegance is good taste, plus a dash of daring." ~ Carmel Snow
    $2.50

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