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Funny Greeting Cards - Classic Quotes With Funny Photos

Check out are these very funny greeting cards - great quotes with hilarious pictures - perfect as birthday cards, or all occasion cards. Great combinations of funny quotations and entertaining pictures. We dare you to try not to laugh.

My Life Has A Superb Cast - Card "My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot." $2.50 My Life Has A Superb Cast - Card BP139	Lose Your Mind - Card "They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." $2.50 Lose Your Mind - Card BP163
Growing Old, Its Not Nice - Greeting Card "Growing Old, it's not nice, but it's interesting." $2.50 Growing Old, Its Not Nice - Greeting Card BP219	When We Remember That We Are All Mad - Greeting Card "When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear." $2.50 When We Remember That We Are All Mad - Greeting Card BP433
There Is No Real Reason To Do Housework - Card "There is no real reason to do housework. After a few years it doesn't get any worse." $2.50 There Is No Real Reason To Do Housework - Card BP372	Let The Wonders Begin - Greeting Card "Let the wonders begin." $2.50 Let The Wonders Begin - Greeting Card BP120
One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel $2.50 One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card BP347	Too Much Of A Good Thing - Greeting Card "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." ~Mae West $2.50 Too Much Of A Good Thing - Greeting Card BP412
If You Want A Thing Done Well - Greeting Card "If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it." ~Bette Davis $2.50 If You Want A Thing Done Well - Greeting Card BP426	I Have The Simplest Of Tastes - Card "I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best." ~ Oscar Wilde $2.50 I Have The Simplest Of Tastes - Card BP5015
Fools And Their Money - Card "There was a time when fools and their money were soon parted. Now it happens to everybody." ~ Adlai Stevenson $2.50 Fools And Their Money - Card BP5018	I Always Have A Quotation For Everything - Card "I always have a quotation for everything. It saves original thinking." ~ Dorothy L. Sayers $2.50 I Always Have A Quotation For Everything - Card BP5029
Act Normal - Lively graphics - Card "Act Normal. That's already crazy enough." ~ Dutch proverb $2.50 Act Normal - Lively graphics - Card BP5030	The Only Way To Keep Your Health - Card "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." ~ Mark Twain $2.50 The Only Way To Keep Your Health - Card BP128
It Is Hard Enough To Remember My Opinions - Card "It is hard enough to remember my opinions, let alone remembering my reasons for them." ~ Frederick Nietzche $2.50 It Is Hard Enough To Remember My Opinions - Card BP5042	The Height of Cleverness - Greeting Card "The height of cleverness is being able to conceal it." ~ Francois, duc de La Rochefoucauld $2.50 The Height of Cleverness - Greeting Card BP212
Some Friends Please - Card "Some friends please, some friends squeeze, some give the heart a tug..." $2.50 Some Friends Please - Card BP229	You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card "You know you are middle-aged when caution is the only thing you care to exercise." ~ Anonymous $2.50 You Know You Are Middle-Aged - Card BP467
Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card "Elegance is good taste, plus a dash of daring." ~ Carmel Snow $2.50 Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card BP416	I Am Extraordinarily Patient - Greeting Card "I am extraordinarily patient, as long as I get my own way in the end." ~ Margaret Thatcher $2.50 I Am Extraordinarily Patient - Greeting Card BP358
In An Orderly World - Card "In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant $2.50 In An Orderly World - Card BP421	My Life To Live Again - Card "If I had my life to live again, I would make the same mistakes, only sooner." ~ Tallulah Bankhead $2.50 My Life To Live Again - Card BP425
It Don't Mean A Thing - Greeting Card "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." ~ Duke Ellington $2.50 It Don't Mean A Thing - Greeting Card BP413	Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card "Elegance is good taste, plus a dash of daring." ~ Carmel Snow $2.50 Elegance Is Good Taste - Greeting Card BP416

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