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    No Dogs In Heaven - Greeting Card
    "If there are no dogs in heaven, then I want to go where they went." ~ Will Rogers
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    Supply Of Good Women - Greeting Card
    "The supply of good women far exceeds that of men who deserve them." ~ Robert Graves
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    Remember Misers - Greeting Card
    "Remember MISERS? They could SAVE money!"
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    Don't Dwell On Reality - Greeting Card
    "Don't dwell on reality. It will only keep you from greatness." ~ Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.
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    Alone We Can Do Little - Greeting Card
    "Alone we can do little; together we can do so much." ~ Helen Keller
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    Safe Way To Double Your Money  - Card
    "We make a living by what we get...We make a life by what we give." ~ Winston Churchill
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    Inside Every Older Lady - Greeting Card
    "Inside every older lady is a young woman wondering what the hell happened." ~Unknown
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    Develop Your Eccentricities - Greeting Card
    "Develop your eccentricities while you're young. That way, when you're old, people won't think you're gaga." ~David Ogilvy
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    We Make A  Living  - Card
    "We make a living by what we get...We make a life by what we give." ~ Winston Churchill
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    Nobody Owns A Cat - Greeting Card
    "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley
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    Progress May Have Been All Right - Greeting Card
    "Progress may have been all right once, but it has gone on too long." ~ Ogden Nash
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    The Only Normal People  - Greeting Card
    "The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." ~ Joe Ancis
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    Never Wanted To Be A Millionaire  - Greeting Card
    "I never wanted to be a millionaire, just to lve like one." ~ Walter Hagen
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    A Baby Makes Us Glad - Greeting Card
    "A baby makes us glad about everything that led up to this moment."
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    The Older You Get - Greeting Card
    "The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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    Two Kinds of Men  - Greeting Card
    "I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported" ~ Mae West
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    Expecting To Find Happiness - Greeting Card
    "Don't go out expecting to find happiness. Bring it with you." ~ Tone Downer
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    Keep Calm and Carry On - Greeting Card
    "Keep Calm and Carry On"
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    Plans Get You Into Things - Greeting Card
    "Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out." ~ Will Rogers
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    The Greatest Pleasure - Greeting Card
    "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do." ~ Walter Bagehot
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    I Used To Be Snow White - Greeting Card
    "I used to be Snow White, but then I drifted." ~ Mae West
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    Some Things Have To Be Believed  - Birthday Card
    "Some things have to be believed to be seen." ~ Ralph Hodgson
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