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No Dogs In Heaven - Greeting Card
"If there are no dogs in heaven, then I want to go where they went." ~ Will Rogers
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Supply Of Good Women - Greeting Card
"The supply of good women far exceeds that of men who deserve them." ~ Robert Graves
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Remember Misers - Greeting Card
"Remember MISERS? They could SAVE money!"
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Don't Dwell On Reality - Greeting Card
"Don't dwell on reality. It will only keep you from greatness." ~ Rev. Randall R. McBride, Jr.
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Alone We Can Do Little - Greeting Card
"Alone we can do little; together we can do so much." ~ Helen Keller
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Safe Way To Double Your Money  - Card
"We make a living by what we get...We make a life by what we give." ~ Winston Churchill
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Inside Every Older Lady - Greeting Card
"Inside every older lady is a young woman wondering what the hell happened." ~Unknown
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Develop Your Eccentricities - Greeting Card
"Develop your eccentricities while you're young. That way, when you're old, people won't think you're gaga." ~David Ogilvy
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We Make A  Living  - Card
"We make a living by what we get...We make a life by what we give." ~ Winston Churchill
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Nobody Owns A Cat - Greeting Card
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley
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Progress May Have Been All Right - Greeting Card
"Progress may have been all right once, but it has gone on too long." ~ Ogden Nash
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The Only Normal People  - Greeting Card
"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." ~ Joe Ancis
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Never Wanted To Be A Millionaire  - Greeting Card
"I never wanted to be a millionaire, just to lve like one." ~ Walter Hagen
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A Baby Makes Us Glad - Greeting Card
"A baby makes us glad about everything that led up to this moment."
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The Older You Get - Greeting Card
"The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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Two Kinds of Men  - Greeting Card
"I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported" ~ Mae West
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Expecting To Find Happiness - Greeting Card
"Don't go out expecting to find happiness. Bring it with you." ~ Tone Downer
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Keep Calm and Carry On - Greeting Card
"Keep Calm and Carry On"
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Plans Get You Into Things - Greeting Card
"Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out." ~ Will Rogers
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The Greatest Pleasure - Greeting Card
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do." ~ Walter Bagehot
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I Used To Be Snow White - Greeting Card
"I used to be Snow White, but then I drifted." ~ Mae West
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Some Things Have To Be Believed  - Birthday Card
"Some things have to be believed to be seen." ~ Ralph Hodgson
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Accept This Quiet Love - Sympathy Card
"With deepest sympathy"
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The Greatest of These Is Love - Sympathy Card
"...but the greatest of these is love"
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