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"Alone we can do little; together we can do so much." ~ Helen Keller $2.95 | "We make a living by what we get...We make a life by what we give." ~ Winston Churchill $2.95 | "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." ~ Mark Twain $2.95 | "Inside every older lady is a young woman wondering what the hell happened." ~Unknown $2.95 |
"Develop your eccentricities while you're young. That way, when you're old, people won't think you're gaga." ~David Ogilvy $2.95 | "We make a living by what we get...We make a life by what we give." ~ Winston Churchill $2.95 | "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." ~ Ellen Perry Berkeley $2.95 | "Progress may have been all right once, but it has gone on too long." ~ Ogden Nash $2.95 |
"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." ~ Joe Ancis $2.95 | "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." ~ Mark Twain $2.95 | "I never wanted to be a millionaire, just to lve like one." ~ Walter Hagen $2.95 | "A baby makes us glad about everything that led up to this moment." $2.95 |
"The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant $2.95 | "I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported" ~ Mae West $2.95 | "Don't go out expecting to find happiness. Bring it with you." ~ Tone Downer $2.95 | "Keep Calm and Carry On" $2.95 |
"Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out." ~ Will Rogers $2.95 | "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say you cannot do." ~ Walter Bagehot $2.95 | "I used to be Snow White, but then I drifted." ~ Mae West $2.95 | "Some things have to be believed to be seen." ~ Ralph Hodgson $2.95 |
"With deepest sympathy" $2.95 | "...but the greatest of these is love" $2.95 |
