 "Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative." $2.50 |  "Friendship needs no words." $2.50 |
 "Hold a true friend with both hands." $2.50 |  "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." $2.50 |
 "Love beyond words" $2.50 |  "Friends are relatives that you make for yourself." $2.50 |
 "All who wander are not lost." $2.50 |  "There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness." $2.50 |
 "Either we think for ourselves, or others will think for us." $2.50 |  "Love, having no geography, knows no boundaries." $2.50 |
 "Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction." $2.50 |  "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." $2.50 |
 "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woollcott $2.50 |  "Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard $2.50 |
 "Whoever caused things to be this way, I hope they catch him." $2.50 |  "My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot." $2.50 |
 "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." $2.50 |  "People are crazy." $2.50 |
 "I don't say we ought to misbehave, but we should look as though we could." $2.50 |  "I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones." $2.50 |
 "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." ~ Latin Proverb $2.50 |  "For YOU even the cat will sing!" $2.50 |
 "The meaning of life? I know I left it somewhere..." $2.50 |  "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~ Ogden Nash $2.50 |
 "But first, a cozy nap." $2.50 |  "I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." ~ Marilyn Monroe $2.50 |