 "There are some simple truths... and the dogs know what they are." $2.50 |  "The meaning of life? I know I left it somewhere." $2.50 |
 "To get the full value of joy, you must have someone to divide it with." ~Mark Twain $2.50 |  "Primping is such a pain, but it still beats growing old gracefully." ~Wendy Frank $2.50 |
 "No one appreciates the very special genius of our conversation as a dog does." ~Christopher Morley $2.50 |  "Yoga. It's natural. For some." $2.50 |
 "Don't blame me. I voted to take a walk." $2.50 |  "But first, a cozy nap." $2.50 |
 "There are some simple truths... and the dogs know what they are." $2.50 |  "An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory." $2.50 |
 "One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time." $2.50 |  "Friends are relatives that you make for yourself." $2.50 |
 "The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance." $2.50 |  "A baby is God's opinion that life should go on." $2.50 |
 "When people care for you they can straighten out your soul." $2.50 |  "When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear." $2.50 |
 "Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance." $2.50 |  "The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends." ~Anne Thaxter Eaton $2.50 |
 "Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness." ~Lois L. Kaufman $2.50 |  "Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?" $2.50 |
 "An old friend never can be found...and he cannot easily be lost." ~Dr. Samuel Johnson $2.50 |  "Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." $2.50 |
 "Who finds a friend finds treasure." ~Irish Proverb $2.50 |  "Happy Birthday From the Furry Side" $2.50 |