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One Must Stay Sober - Greeting Card

One Must Stay Sober - Greeting Card

Item #:BP78
Price:$2.50

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Quote: "One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time."

Author: Clarence Day

Inside: Blank

Type: Greeting Card, 5 x 7 in., with envelope.

Availability: Sorry, this card is now out of stock and out of print.

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Borealis Press cards are great for sharing thoughts with a special friend, brightening someone's day with a laugh, or even for keeping as a gentle reminder to yourself.

This card makes a great everyday card or birthday card. Give it to someone special, or keep it for yourself.

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Topic: funny quote greeting cards

All cards from The Borealis Press Quote Unquote series are printed with soy inks, on acid-free, chlorine-free recycled paper.

Please note: The "(C) Borealis Press, Inc." watermark does NOT appear on the actual card. Likewise, the printed photo and text are much clearer on the card.

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