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The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card

The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card

Item #:BP5046
Price:$2.50
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Quote: "The best way to impress a girl? Roast her a chicken."

Author: Janice Plourde

Inside: Blank

Type: Greeting Card, 5 x 7 in., with envelope.

Availability: Usually ships the next business day.

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Borealis Press cards are great for sharing thoughts with a special friend, brightening someone's day with a laugh, or even for keeping as a gentle reminder to yourself.

This card makes a great birthday card or everyday card.

Keywords: Janice Plourde quote greeting card, funny greeting card, funny quote card, impress a girl, impress a woman.

Topic: funny card

All cards from The Borealis Press Quote Unquote series are printed with soy inks, on acid-free, chlorine-free recycled paper.

Please note: The "(C) Borealis Press, Inc." watermark does NOT appear on the actual card. Likewise, the printed photo and text are much clearer on the card.

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