Don’t Tell My Mother - Card

Quote: "Don't tell my mother I'm in politics. She thinks I'm playing piano in a brothel."

Author: Anonymous depression saying.

Inside: Blank

Type: Greeting Card, 5 x 7 in., with envelope.

Availability: Usually ships the next business day.

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Description: Two dogs standing nose to nose, as if challenging each other. Photograph by Derek Berg

Keywords: Two dogs standing face to face, nose to nose, as if challenging each other, bulldog, white and black dogs in faceoff.

Topic: funny cards

All cards from The Borealis Press Quote Unquote series are printed with soy inks, on acid-free, chlorine-free recycled paper.

Please note: The "(C) Borealis Press, Inc." watermark does NOT appear on the actual card. Likewise, the printed photo and text are much clearer on the card.