The Only Way To Keep Your Health - Card

Quote: "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

Author: Mark Twain

Inside: Blank

Type: Greeting Card, 5 x 7 in., with envelope.

Availability: Usually ships the next business day.

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Borealis Press cards are great for sharing thoughts with a special friend, brightening someone's day with a laugh, or even for keeping as a gentle reminder to yourself.

This card makes a great birthday card or everyday card.

Description: Four men standing on one hand on a table, eating.

Keywords: Mark Twain quote greeting card, funny greeting card, Mark Twain quotation greeting card, four men standing on their hands, eating, picnic table, four people standing upside down, four guys standing on their heads, trying to eat, outside.

Topic: funny cards

All cards from The Borealis Press Quote Unquote series are printed with soy inks, on acid-free, chlorine-free recycled paper.

Please note: The "(C) Borealis Press, Inc." watermark does NOT appear on the actual card. Likewise, the printed photo and text are much clearer on the card.