Borealis Press Quote Unquote Greeting Cards

The Borealis Press QuoteUnquote greeting card series has been a favorite of ours for quite some time. Borealis Press cards offer amusing perspectives on life and its situations, through their combinations of eye-catching, often humorous pictures, with wise, or just plain funny quotes. They're perfect as everyday cards, or for special occasions - especially birthdays.

We're very happy to be the exclusive online retailers of these cards. We offer a selection of our favorites and bestsellers, and will be adding more in the very near future. So check back often. In the meantime, have a look - we guarantee you'll be amused, at the very least.


An Ounce of Action - Card
"An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory."
$2.50
An Ounce of Action - Card BP071
Courage Is Only Small Steps - Card
"Courage is only an accumulation of small steps."
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Courage Is Only Small Steps - Card BP099
Life Should Go On - Card
"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on."
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Life Should Go On - Card BP164
Show Me A Day - Card
"Show me a day when the world wasn't new."
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Show Me A Day - Card BP215
Obey All The Rules - Card
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
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Obey All The Rules - Card BP220
Those Who Believe - Card
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
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Those Who Believe - Card BP222
Life Is A Daring Adventure - Card
"Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing."
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Life Is A Daring Adventure - Card BP226
What The Hell - Card
"Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision?"
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What The Hell - Card BP301
Acquiring A Dog - Card
"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative."
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Acquiring A Dog - Card BP041
A Laugh Is the Shortest Distance - Card
"A laugh is the shortest distance between two people."
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A Laugh Is the Shortest Distance - Card BP217
Where You're Going - Card
"If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else."
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Where You're Going - Card BP337
Never Made A Mistake - Card
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
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Never Made A Mistake - Card BP440
All Who Wander - Card
"All who wander are not lost."
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All Who Wander - Card BP446
Love Makes the Ride Worthwhile - Card
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
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Love Makes the Ride Worthwhile - Card BP098
Love Knows No Boundaries - Card
"Love, having no geography, knows no boundaries."
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Love Knows No Boundaries - Card BP311
Love Is Not Gazing - Card
"Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward in the same direction."
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Love Is Not Gazing - Card BP316
Act Of Kindness - Card
"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted."
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Act Of Kindness - Card BP458
Life Comes Back - Card
"Then, when it seems we will never smile again, life comes back."
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Life Comes Back - Card BP115
Only Young Once - Card
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
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Only Young Once - Card BP181
Life Shrinks or Expands - Card
"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage."
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Life Shrinks or Expands - Card BP197
Life Is Too Important - Card
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
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Life Is Too Important - Card BP213
Life Is What You Make It - Card
"Life is what you make it. Always has been. Always will be."
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Life Is What You Make It - Card BP344
Wild Women - Card
"Wild women don't get the blues." ~ Ida Prather Cox
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Wild Women - Card BP391
Setting A Good Example - Card
"Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of life."
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Setting A Good Example - Card BP393
See What We Can Do - Card
"We don't know who we are until we see what we can do."
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See What We Can Do - Card BP423
Joy Is Not In Things - Card
"Joy is not in things; it is in us."
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Joy Is Not In Things - Card BP442
Friends Are Relatives You Make For Yourself - Card
"Friends are relatives that you make for yourself."
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Friends Are Relatives You Make For Yourself - Card BP157
Greatest Of All Blessings - Card
"A true friend is the greatest of all blessings."
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Greatest Of All Blessings - Card BP221
Friendship Needs No Words - Card
"Friendship needs no words."
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Friendship Needs No Words - Card BP246
Hold A True Friend - Card
"Hold a true friend with both hands."
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Hold A True Friend - Card BP277
True Friends Footprints - Card
"True friends leave footprints in your heart."
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True Friends Footprints - Card BP331
Choice Makes Our Friends - Card
"Chance makes our relatives. Choice makes our friends."
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Choice Makes Our Friends - Card BP334
Be A Friend - Card
"The only way to have a friend is to be a friend."
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Be A Friend - Card BP335
A Joy Shared - Card
"A joy shared is a joy made double."
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A Joy Shared - Card BP364
My Best Friend - Card
"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me."
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My Best Friend - Card BP422
Lose Your Mind - Card
"They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much."
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Lose Your Mind - Card BP163
Mind Over Matter - Card
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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Mind Over Matter - Card BP196
Can't Turn Back The Clock - Card
"You can't turn back the clock,. But you can wind it up again."
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Can't Turn Back The Clock - Card BP247
Always The Same Age - Card
"We are always the same age inside."
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Always The Same Age - Card BP261
Not As Young As You Were - Card
"You're not as young as you once were, but you're not as old as you will be."
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Not As Young As You Were - Card BP303
About Middle Age - Card
"The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing that you will grow out of it."
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About Middle Age - Card BP345
If You Don't Grow Up - Card
"If you don't grow up by middle age, you don't have to."
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If You Don't Grow Up - Card BP378
We Turn Not Older - Card
"We turn not older with the years, but newer every day."
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We Turn Not Older - Card BP385
Fashion Taste - Card
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
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Fashion Taste - Card BP354
If Cats Could Talk - Card
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't."
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If Cats Could Talk - Card BP383
Women And Cats - Card
"Women and cats will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
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Women And Cats - Card BP441
Start With A Smile - Card
"Start every day with a smile, and get it over with."
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Start With A Smile - Card BP452
Immoral Illegal Or Fattening - Card
"All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woollcott
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Immoral Illegal Or Fattening - Card BP462