 "I am here to live out loud." $2.50 |  "There are times not to flirt: When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand." $2.50 |
 "To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." $2.50 |  "A teacher affects eternity; we can never tell where the influence stops." $2.50 |
 "A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." $2.50 |  "It's not the years in the life. It's the life in the years." $2.50 |
 "I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier then the people who have to wait for them." ~ E. V. Lucas $2.50 |  "All growth is a leap in the dark." $2.50 |
 "When in doubt, risk it." $2.50 |  "Don't wait. The time will never be just right." ~ Napoleon Hill $2.50 |
 "Youth would be an ideal state, if it came a little later in life." ~ Herbert Henry Asquith $2.50 |  "Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise." ~ Margaret Atwood $2.50 |
 "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." $2.50 |  "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about yor age." ~ Lucille Ball $2.50 |
 "Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain $2.50 |  "There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed." ~ Peter Sellers $2.50 |
 "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." ~ Lucille Ball $2.50 |  "When it is dark enough, you can see the stars." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson $2.50 |
 "You are to me a delicious torment." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson $2.50 |  "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with." ~ W. C. Fields $2.50 |
 "A smile is the shortest distance between two people." ~ Victor Borge $2.50 |  "Everything I understand, I understand only because of love." ~ Leo Tolstoy $2.50 |
 "They tell me you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't say is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley $2.50 |  "I have heard you mentioned as man whom everybody likes. I think life has little more to give." ~ Samuel Johnson $2.50 |
 "I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best." ~ Oscar Wilde $2.50 |  "All of the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woolcott $2.50 |
 "We'd all like to vote for the best man, but she's never a candidate." ~ Frank McKinney Hubbard $2.50 |