 "A laugh is the shortest distance between two people." $4.95 |  "Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative." $4.95 |
 "Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision?" $4.95 |  "Love, having no geography, knows no boundaries." $4.95 |
 "Then, when it seems we will never smile again, life comes back." $4.95 |  "True friends leave footprints in your heart." $4.95 |
 "Life is what you make it. Always has been. Always will be." $4.95 |  "We are always the same age inside." $4.95 |
 "I never make stupid mistakes. Only very very clever ones." $4.95 |  "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." $4.95 |
 "They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." $4.95 |  "The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance." $4.95 |
 "A cat is, above all else, a dramatist." $4.95 |  "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about yor age." ~ Lucille Ball $4.95 |
 "I am here to live out loud." ~ Emile Zola $4.95 |  "There are times not to flirt: When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand." ~ Joyce Jillson $4.95 |
 "Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ~ Mark Twain $4.95 |  "There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed." ~ Peter Sellers $4.95 |
 "They do not love that do not show their love." ~ William Shakespeare $4.95 |  "The gladdest hours that we know begin with a friend or two." ~ Wilbur D. Nesbit $4.95 |
 "But first, a cozy nap." $4.95 |  "Show me a day when the world wasn't new." ~ Sister Barbara Hance $4.95 |
 "Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing."" ~ Helen Keller $4.95 |  "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" ~ Satchel Paige $4.95 |
 "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woollcott $4.95 |  "We give comfort and receive comfort sometimes at the same time..." $4.95 |
 "Wild women don't get the blues." ~ Ida Prather Cox $4.95 |  "Dogs. It's not what they give to you, it's what they bring out in you." $4.95 |