 "You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running." ~ Jeff Bezos $2.50 |  "One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." ~ Virginia Woolf $2.50 |
 "There are stranger things than getting older." $2.50 |  "Did I say you look like a Queen Anne chair with eyes?" $2.50 |
 "No worries, no problem! Happy Birthday!" $2.50 |  "Feeling the strain? It just means that..you're not over the hill. Happy Birthday!" $2.50 |
 "Nothing slows you down. Happy Happy Birthday. " $2.50 |  "What? Again? Another Birthday?" $2.50 |
 "Another Birthday? Wake me when you look your age." $2.50 |  "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on." ~ Robert Frost $2.50 |
 "The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money." ~ Thomas Jefferson $2.50 |  "The principal business of life is to enjoy it." ~ Samuel Butler $2.50 |
 "The joy that isn't shared dies young." ~ Anne Sexton $2.50 |  "There is no charm equal to tenderness of the heart." ~ Jane Austen $2.50 |
 "The gladdest hours that we know begin with a friend or two." ~ Wilbur D. Nesbit $2.50 |  "But first, a cozy nap." $2.50 |
 "We're like peas in a pod." $2.50 |  "Another birthday? Will it always be like this? No..." $2.50 |
 "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." ~ Satchel Paige $2.50 |  "The truth about growing older?" $2.50 |
 "Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard $2.50 |  "The balm of life, a kind and faithful friend." ~ Wilbur D. Nesbit $2.50 |
 "All your fans are on their feet. The sourpusses and the sweet..." ~ Elbert Hubbard $2.50 |