 "When people care for you they can straighten out your soul." $2.50 |  "The pursuit of pleasure must be the goal of every rational person." $2.50 |
 "There is no real reason to do housework. After a few years it doesn't get any worse." $2.50 |  "The things that count most in life usually cannot be counted." $2.50 |
 "Let's face it, friends make life more fun." $2.50 |  "When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear." $2.50 |
 "The longer she dates me, the better she looks." $2.50 |  "Never have children, only grandchildren." $2.50 |
 "If today were perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow." $2.50 |  "If you rest, you rust." $2.50 |
 "Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance." $2.50 |  "The battle of the sexes is a lost cause. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." $2.50 |
 "It is not true that life is one damn thing after another. It is one damn thing over and over." $2.50 |  "The best part of the art of living is to know how to grow old gracefully." $2.50 |