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    When People Care For You - Card
    "When people care for you they can straighten out your soul."
    The Pursuit of Pleasure - Greeting Card
    "The pursuit of pleasure must be the goal of every rational person."
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    There Is No Real Reason To Do Housework - Card
    "There is no real reason to do housework. After a few years it doesn't get any worse."
    The Things That Count Most in Life - Greeting Card
    "The things that count most in life usually cannot be counted."
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    Friends Make Life More Fun  - Card
    "Let's face it, friends make life more fun."
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $2.07
    When We Remember That We Are All Mad - Greeting Card
    "When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear."
    The Longer She Dates Me - Card
    "The longer she dates me, the better she looks."
    Never Have Children  - Card
    "Never have children, only grandchildren."
    If Today Were Perfect - Greeting Card
    "If today were perfect, there would be no need for tomorrow."
    Depth of Friendship - Greeting Card
    "Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance."
    Battle of the Sexes  - Card
    "The battle of the sexes is a lost cause. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
    Reg. Price: $2.50
    Sale Price: $1.75
    Life Is One Damn Thing  - Card
    "It is not true that life is one damn thing after another. It is one damn thing over and over."
    The Best Part Of The Art Of Living - Greeting Card
    "The best part of the art of living is to know how to grow old gracefully."

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