 "Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell." $2.50 |  "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." ~Mae West $2.50 |
 "Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life." ~Robert Southey $2.50 |  "But first, a cozy nap." $2.50 |
 "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." ~English Proverb $2.50 |  "If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it." ~Bette Davis $2.50 |
 "If you dream alone, it's just a dream. If you dream together, it's reality." ~Brazilian Proverb $2.50 |  "Housework never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~ Edgar Bergen and Phyllis Diller $2.50 |
 "A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.." ~Frank Crane $2.50 |  "It's not the years in the life. It's the life in the years." ~Abraham Lincoln $2.50 |
 "An old friend never can be found...and he cannot easily be lost." ~Dr. Samuel Johnson $2.50 |  "Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness." ~Lois L. Kaufman $2.50 |
 "When going with the flow is not enough...Put your feet up and have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" $2.50 |  "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." $2.50 |
 "The sign of wisdom is a continual cheerfulness." ~ French Proverb $2.50 |  "Does it really matter what these affectionate people do, so long as they don't frighten the horses?" ~ Mrs. Patrick Campbell $2.50 |
 "No one can know what is about to happen. It is happening each time, for the first time, for the only time." ~ James Baldwin $2.50 |  "One must live the way one thinks or end up thinking the way one lives." ~ Paul Bourget $2.50 |
 "The limits of pleasure are neither known nor fixed." ~ Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin $2.50 |  "Of all the things we have lost, it is our mind that we miss the most." $2.50 |