 "You're not as young as you once were, but you're not as old as you will be." $2.50 |  "The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing that you will grow out of it." $2.50 |
 "An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory." $2.50 |  "If you don't grow up by middle age, you don't have to." $2.50 |
 "We turn not older with the years, but newer every day." $2.50 |  "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." $2.50 |
 "Women and cats will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had better get used to it." $2.50 |  "Courage is only an accumulation of small steps." $2.50 |
 "All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening." ~ Alexander Woollcott $2.50 |