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Top Ten Birthday Cards for Clients

These are the top ten birthday cards for clients, as "voted" on by our business customers (by buying them in quantity). A personally written birthday card on their birthday is a great reminder to your clients that they're important to you. And, a funny card gets shown around the office and maybe put on display.

As a professional, of course you know the importance of keeping in touch with your clients, patients, or customers. Email or an e-card might work in a pinch, but a real paper greeting card delivered through the mail makes a much stronger impression, especially when it comes with a short personal note from you.

(We offer a 20% Off volume discount on orders of 100 or more of the same card - see our specials page for details.)





Discovered the Meaning of Life - Happy Birthday Card
"I think I've discovered the meaning of life. You just hang around until you get used to it." ~ Charles M. Schulz
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It Makes Me Smile - Sweet Happy Birthday Card
"It makes me smile to see you enjoying yourself."
$2.95
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Live The Life You've Imagined - Happy Birthday Card
"Live the life you've imagined." ~ Henry David Thoreau
$3.50
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The Meaning Of Life - Birthday Card
"The meaning of life? I know I left it somewhere..."
$3.50
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Pretty Good So Far - Birthday Card
"Pretty good so far..."
$3.50
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Lose Your Mind - Card
"They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley
$3.50
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Birthdays Are Good For You - Birthday Card
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!" ~ Larry Lorenzoni
$3.50
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Moderation Is For Monks - Birthday Card
"Moderation is for monks." ~ Robert Heinlein
$3.50
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If A Girl Wants To Become A Legend  -  Funny All Occasion Card
"I figure if a girl wants to become a legend, she should just go ahead and be one." ~ Martha Jane (Calamity Jane) Cannary
$3.50
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May You Live All The Days Of Your Life  -  Happy Birthday Card
"May you live all the days of your life." ~ Jonathan Swift
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If you're looking for more of an everyday card for your professional clients, check out our top keep in touch cards for clients, as "voted" for by our professional customers (by buying them in quantity, and more than once). The volume discount applies on any card or magnet (other than boxed holiday cards) in our store.

Check out more of our classic birthday cards!

We also have a featured collection of keep in touch cards for clients.



All Borealis Press Cards