 "When going with the flow is not enough...Put your feet up and have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" $2.50 |  "For YOU even the cat will sing!" $2.50 |
 "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." ~ Lucille Ball $2.50 |  "Those were the days...And So Are These! HAPPY BIRTHDAY" $2.50 |
 "Live the life you've imagined." ~ Henry David Thoreau $2.50 |  "The meaning of life? I know I left it somewhere..." $2.50 |
 "Did I say you look like a Queen Anne chair with eyes?" $2.50 |  "Nothing slows you down. Happy Happy Birthday. " $2.50 |
 "Some friends leave footprints in your heart." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt $2.50 |  "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." $2.50 |
 "We are always the same age inside." $2.50 |  "There are stranger things than getting older." $2.50 |
 "You're not as young as you once were, but you're not as old as you will be." $2.50 |  "Wild women don't get the blues." ~ Ida Prather Cox $2.50 |
 "Life is much too serious to be taken seriously." ~ Oscar Wilde $2.50 |  "The things that count most in life usually cannot be counted." ~ Bernard Meltzer $2.50 |
 "Another birthday? Don't give it a thought." $2.50 |  "All men over forty are scoundrels." ~ G. Bernard Shaw $2.50 |
 "The older I get, The faster I was." ~ Charles Barkley $2.50 |  "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." ~ Philip K. Dick $2.50 |
 "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." ~ Latin Proverb $2.50 |  "They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." $2.50 |
 "You can't turn back the clock,. But you can wind it up again." $2.50 |  "The really frightening thing about middle age is knowing that you will grow out of it." $2.50 |
 "If you don't grow up by middle age, you don't have to." $2.50 |  "We turn not older with the years, but newer every day." $2.50 |
 "Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise." ~ Margaret Atwood $2.50 |  "The best part of the art of living is to know how to grow old gracefully." $2.50 |
 "Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life." ~Robert Southey $2.50 |  "No worries, no problem! Happy Birthday!" $2.50 |
 "Feeling the strain? It just means that..you're not over the hill. Happy Birthday!" $2.50 |  "What? Again? Another Birthday?" $2.50 |
 "Another Birthday? Wake me when you look your age." $2.50 |  "The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play." ~ Arnold Toynbee $2.50 |
 "Happy Birthday From the Furry Side" $2.50 |  "Straight from the cat spirit..." $2.50 |
 "We're like peas in a pod." $2.50 |  "Another birthday? Will it always be like this? No..." $2.50 |
 "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." ~ Satchel Paige $2.50 |  "The truth about growing older?" $2.50 |
 "Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard $2.50 |  "All your fans are on their feet. The sourpusses and the sweet..." ~ Elbert Hubbard $2.50 |
 "I no doubt deserve my enemies, but I don't believe I deserve my friends." ~ Walt Whitman $2.50 |