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Life Is One Damned Thing - Card
"Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard
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Wild Women - Card
"Wild women don't get the blues." ~ Ida Prather Cox
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Lose Your Mind - Card
"They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley
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Only Young Once - Card
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
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Start With A Smile - Card
"Start every day with a smile, and get it over with."
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Life Is A Daring Adventure - Card
"Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing."
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What Good Can Come - Card
"What good can come from a day that starts with getting up."
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Never Made A Mistake - Card
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
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If Cats Could Talk - Greeting Card
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't." ~ Nan Porter
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Women And Cats - Card
"Women and cats will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
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Reality Doesn't Go Away - Card
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
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If Women Were In Charge - Card
"I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere."
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Whoever Caused Things  - Card
"Whoever caused things to be this way, I hope they catch him." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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Battle of the Sexes  - Card
"The battle of the sexes is a lost cause. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
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Life Is One Damn Thing  - Card
"It is not true that life is one damn thing after another. It is one damn thing over and over."
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My Life Has A Superb Cast - Card
"My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot."
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The Trouble With Resisting - Card
"The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance."
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One Must Stay Sober - Greeting Card
"One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time."
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Let The Wonders Begin - Greeting Card
"Let the wonders begin."
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What Dreadful Hot Weather We Have - Greeting Card
"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance."
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A Woman's Work  - Greeting Card
"A woman's work is never done…"
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One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card
"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel
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Ever Stop To Think  - Greeting Card
"Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?"
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You Only Live Once - Greeting Card
"You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough."
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Housework Never Killed Anybody - Greeting Card
"Housework never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~ Edgar Bergen and Phyllis Diller
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Doesn't Being Normal - Greeting Card
"Doesn't being normal just drive you crazy?"
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Too Much Of A Good Thing - Greeting Card
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." ~Mae West
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If You Want A Thing Done Well  - Greeting Card
"If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it." ~Bette Davis
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Of All The Things We Have Lost - Card
"Of all the things we have lost, it is our mind that we miss the most."
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The Secret of Staying Young - Card
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about yor age." ~ Lucille Ball
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Anybody Who Doesn't Know What Soap Tastes Like - Card
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog." ~ Franklin P. Jones
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It Is Hard Enough To Remember My Opinions - Card
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, let alone remembering my reasons for them." ~ Frederick Nietzche
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All Progress Is Based On  - Card
"All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." ~ Samuel Butler
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The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card
"The best way to impress a girl? Roast her a chicken." ~ Janice Plourde
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A Door Is What A Dog - Card
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~ Ogden Nash
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All Men Are Intrinsical Rascals - Card
"All men are intrinsical rascals, and I am only sorry that not being a dog I can't bite them." ~ Lord Byron
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The Only Way To Keep Your Health - Card
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." ~ Mark Twain
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To Exercise Is Human - Card
"To exercise is human. Not to is divine." ~ Robert Orben
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Old Enough To Know Better - Card
"No man is ever old enough to know better." ~ Holbrook Jackson
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I Am Here to Live Out Loud - Card
"I am here to live out loud."
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