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    Amusing Cards from Borealis Press


    Life Is One Damned Thing - Card
    "Life is one damned thing after another." ~ Elbert Hubbard
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Wild Women - Card
    "Wild women don't get the blues." ~ Ida Prather Cox
    Reg. Price: $3.50
    Sale Price: $2.45
    Lose Your Mind - Card
    "They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much." ~ Malcolm Cowley
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Only Young Once - Card
    "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
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    Sale Price: $2.07
    Start With A Smile - Card
    "Start every day with a smile, and get it over with."
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Life Is A Daring Adventure - Card
    "Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing."
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    What Good Can Come - Card
    "What good can come from a day that starts with getting up."
    $2.95
    Never Made A Mistake - Card
    "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
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    If Cats Could Talk - Greeting Card
    "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." ~ Nan Porter
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    Women And Cats - Card
    "Women and cats will do as they damn well please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
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    Reality Doesn't Go Away - Card
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
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    If Women Were In Charge - Card
    "I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere."
    $2.95
    Whoever Caused Things  - Card
    "Whoever caused things to be this way, I hope they catch him." ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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    Battle of the Sexes  - Card
    "The battle of the sexes is a lost cause. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."
    Reg. Price: $2.50
    Sale Price: $1.75
    Life Is One Damn Thing  - Card
    "It is not true that life is one damn thing after another. It is one damn thing over and over."
    $2.50
    My Life Has A Superb Cast - Card
    "My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot."
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    The Trouble With Resisting - Card
    "The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance."
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    One Must Stay Sober - Greeting Card
    "One must stay sober: not always, but most of the time."
    Reg. Price: $2.50
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    What Dreadful Hot Weather We Have - Greeting Card
    "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance."
    $2.95
    A Woman's Work  - Greeting Card
    "A woman's work is never done…"
    $2.95
    One Must Always Be Different - Greeting Card
    "In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel
    $2.95
    Ever Stop To Think  - Greeting Card
    "Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to start again?"
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    You Only Live Once - Greeting Card
    "You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough."
    Reg. Price: $3.50
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    Housework Never Killed Anybody - Greeting Card
    "Housework never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" ~ Edgar Bergen and Phyllis Diller
    $2.95
    Doesn't Being Normal - Greeting Card
    "Doesn't being normal just drive you crazy?"
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    Too Much Of A Good Thing - Greeting Card
    "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." ~Mae West
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    If You Want A Thing Done Well  - Greeting Card
    "If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it." ~Bette Davis
    $2.95
    Of All The Things We Have Lost - Card
    "Of all the things we have lost, it is our mind that we miss the most."
    $2.50
    The Secret of Staying Young - Card
    "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about yor age." ~ Lucille Ball
    $2.50
    Anybody Who Doesn't Know What Soap Tastes Like - Card
    "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog." ~ Franklin P. Jones
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    It Is Hard Enough To Remember My Opinions - Card
    "It is hard enough to remember my opinions, let alone remembering my reasons for them." ~ Frederick Nietzche
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    Sale Price: $1.00
    All Progress Is Based On  - Card
    "All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income." ~ Samuel Butler
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    Sale Price: $1.00
    The Best Way To Impress A Girl - Card
    "The best way to impress a girl? Roast her a chicken." ~ Janice Plourde
    Reg. Price: $2.50
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    A Door Is What A Dog - Card
    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~ Ogden Nash
    Reg. Price: $2.50
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    All Men Are Intrinsical Rascals - Card
    "All men are intrinsical rascals, and I am only sorry that not being a dog I can't bite them." ~ Lord Byron
    $2.50
    The Only Way To Keep Your Health - Card
    "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." ~ Mark Twain
    $2.50
    To Exercise Is Human - Card
    "To exercise is human. Not to is divine." ~ Robert Orben
    $2.50
    I Am Here to Live Out Loud - Card
    "I am here to live out loud."
    Reg. Price: $2.95
    Sale Price: $1.00

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